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Independent Journalist. Bylines in too many places. "Anonymous Internet Commentator" –US Department of Justice. Privacy is not a crime. 💌 DMs on Matrix only: @l0lal33tz:bitcoin.kyoto Fund The Rage: https://geyser.fund/project/therage
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
Digital IDs cannot solve KYC fraud, ever. Users already sign up with data that is stolen from KYC databases, generated with AI, or sold to them by verified users. If a guy will sell me their verified Coinbase Pro account, you can bet your a** they’ll sell me the keys to their personal eyeball app. It does not matter how much “verification” you’ll attempt to slap onto this system, because the system *itself* does not work. KYC is a scam that *enables* financial crime at the cost of all of our privacy. Read: 31 Reasons Why AML Is Retarded in this week’s newsletter 👇
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
80% of cryptocurrency sent to Iran comes from "global exchanges," says TRM. Not "DeFi". Not "unhosted wallets." So how do Iranians circumvent compliance? By signing up with fake IDs. And where do you get a fake ID? From hacked KYC databases. AML is nonsense. image
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
Israel has destroyed all financial infrastructure in the Gaza Strip. Out of 94 ATMs, only two remain semi-functional – for two million people. Just as in its aggression against Lebanon, bombing banks was one of Israel's first orders of business. This is a WAR CRIME, increasingly normalized by media and governments in an unprecedented escalation in the fight against "terrorist financing". And now? We're now seeing this happen in Iran, with cyber attacks against banks and the Nobitex exchange by the Israeli front Predatory Sparrow. I don't care whose side you are on, financial infrastructure is *civilian infrastructure*, if you like it or not.
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
Paradigm Files Amicus On Behalf Of Roman Storm: In light of the court's "incorrect" interpretation of money transmission laws, the jury must be instructed to find that Storm knew his conduct was unlawful. The brief gets to the heart of what's at issue here: Did Storm, or did he not, know that the US Government requires a license for developing non-custodial, peer-to-peer protocols? To be convicted, it’s not enough for the Government to show that Storm objectively operated an unlicensed money service business based on whatever nonsense interpretation of 1960 SDNY is pulling out of their behinds. The jury must find that Storm *knowingly* violated the law – which will likely be hard to show as not even senior FiCEN officials themselves believe that non-custodial software developers are subject to MSB licensing requirements under current guidance. So far, legal scholars and industry professionals alike agree that *no one* interpreted 1960 to cover protocols like Tornado Cash, as it’s simply an “incorrect” interpretation of the law, as Paradigm states in their brief. The prosecution is so absurd that, according to Paradigm, its analogous to holding Apple liable for conspiracies formed through iPhone conversations, leather craftsmen for wallets holding stolen cash, and television manufacturers for state secrets being divulged on-air. “It would be profoundly unfair and contrary to due process for Storm to be found guilty, despite clear FinCEN guidance, established case law, and resulting industry consensus, that operation of a money transmission business requires control of funds and payment of a fee.” **This is precisely why the Government wants all of Storm’s expert witnesses thrown out.** Not because they “waste jury time,” as SDNY claims, but because they’d only go on to prove that Storm did not knowingly commit a crime, and that SDNY’s claims are nothing but a big bunch of bogus in a case of Government overreach of astronomical proportions. Full story:
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
Agree with @walker here but calling Iranians „people in a desert“ is like calling US Americans desert people because all you‘ve ever seen is las vegas View quoted note →
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
I have spent way too much money trying to get all the Mondo 2000 mags off ebay that I could find so supremely excited for this episode!! View quoted note →
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
Apparently I really suck at being sick bc laying around and doing nothing is actually really hard, anyone else?
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
Let me make this very clear. If Roman Storm goes to prison, we all will. This case is not limited to privacy services, or even to cryptocurrencies. It challenges the very heart of all software development: the precedent that code is speech. If he loses, we can all be held accountable for what others do with our software – whether you wrote a Bitcoin app or a messenger that criminals used to plan their heist. If you write code, or make your money by others writing code, donating to Roman's defense is in your own best interest. Absolutely pathetic that this man's fight is not fully funded within the first 5 minutes. Option to donate BTC here: image
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
A lot of people don't seem to understand that Ross Ulbrich single handedly produced the most epic generation of people in Bitcoin to ever exist. We would not be here without him. ty @Ross Ulbricht 🧡
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
NEW in Tornado Cash: Custody Issue Not Important To Storm's Defense Every once in a while, a judge makes a decision that blows your mind by such epic proportions that you don’t even know how to caption it. Today, Judge Failla, overseeing the prosecution of Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm, effectively reinforced her September decision that it does not matter whether Tornado Cash took custody of customer funds – the developers could still be charged with licensing violations, **even though the Government is no longer arguing that Tornado Cash needed a license.** "The word license doesn’t apply here," […] “Theres no available license to move criminal proceeds, and the jury wont be instructed that there's any licensing issues at stake." Because of this, what senior FinCEN officials have had to say on this “isn’t exculpatory” (read: doesn’t matter): “You haven’t persuaded me that the custody issue is as important as you say.” Honestly at a loss for words for how someone could be sent to trial to face decades in prison when not even senior employees of the regulatory agency in charge seem to know how to interpret their own guidance. Crazytown, my guys. Full Story:
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
me, omw to dial myself into a court conference that I am absolutely not invited to image
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
Realizing that your CC is still banned from 3D Secure bc of some AML bullshit while trying to buy an article on journalists having their bank accs closed is exactly my kind of humor image
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
Taking bets on whether these came from Coinbase image
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
NEW: SDNY is no longer “pursuing the theory” that Tornado Cash is a financial institution. This is good news, but it’s also insane. Here’s what this means: SDNY has dropped the charges against Storm on 18 USC §1960(b)(1)(B), the federal regulation for money service businesses that imposes the Bank Secrecy Act on financial institutions. But SDNY *does* want to keep charging Storm with 18 USC §1960(b)(1)(C), which does not stem from the BSA, but from the PATRIOT Act – criminalizing the transmission of illicit proceeds. Here’s the issue though: 18 USC §1960(b)(1) governs *licensing requirements*. If Storm isn’t charged with state-level licensing violations under 1960(b)(1)(A), and is now no longer charged with federal licensing violations under 1960(b)(1)(B), then who on earth was he supposed to register with under 1960(b)(1)(C)? The Holy Spirit? And what would applying for such a license even look like? “Hello, I’m planning to transmit illicit funds, can I have a license please?” As pointed out by the defense, SDNY is heavily contradicting itself with this nonsense, by a) essentially arguing that (C) is *not contingent on* the rest of the statute, which honestly just makes no sense at all, and b) having previously argued that the difference between charging WhatsApp and Tornado Cash for money laundering under 18 USC 1956 was that one is a financial institution, while the other isn’t. My favorite tidbit from this back and forth however is that SDNY will no longer call a witness from FinCEN after senior officials told prosecutors in Samourai Wallet case that SW did not qualify as a MSB due to its non-custodial design – just like TC. This case needs to be thrown out before it reaches a jury where SDNY can play on nat sec emotions and set precedent to override Bernstein v US. Code is speech. Leave us alone. Phone conference is scheduled for next Friday. Full story:
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L0laL33tz 8 months ago
The Economist is swamp posting which one of you guys did this image
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L0laL33tz 9 months ago
DOJ will not drop the charges against Roman Storm. "This Office and the Office of the Deputy Attorney General have determined that this prosecution is consistent with the letter and spirit of the April 7, 2025 Memorandum from the Deputy Attorney General." image
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L0laL33tz 9 months ago
On what planet do men think writing messages like these is actually a good idea image