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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 4 hours ago
So basically it took a dip below 2021 highs to get you low time pref wizards to entertain the possibility that we weren't just being a bunch of negative nellys for having the audacity to question why a seemingly endless series of bullish news for Bitcoin over the last couple years hasn't resulted in face-melting price increases? Welcome to Team F*ckery-afoot
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PaulAllen yesterday
Interesting endorsement of Signal ๐Ÿคฃ
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PaulAllen 4 days ago
"HELP WANTED: Make-up/latex expert who can make a robot hooker assassin look young enough that a politician would want to bang it."
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PaulAllen 4 days ago
"It's pronounced 'E-Ron', not 'eye-ran.'" - someone who says 'nuke-yoo-ler' or 'soh-security'
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
One day the Lightning Network will be as reliable as her bra ๐Ÿคฃ
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
Kinda like the idea of renaming the satoshi but not to 'bitcoin'. I think we should troll the world and start calling them 'dollars'. "One hundred million dollars in a bitcoin." I like the sound of that ๐Ÿคฃ
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
Forget USD, they need to start pricing BTC in windshield wiper blades. WTF ๐Ÿคฌ
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
My FBI agent watching me ask AI if global thermonuclear war would be enough to drive poison ivy to extinction image
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
Tried the garlic spray trick. It worked for about two weeks. Made the yard smell like pizza lol Per gallon of warm water: 1/4 cup granulated garlic powder 1/2 tbsp citric acid 1/4 tbsp liquid soap
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
"Fire authorities believe the fire was caused by the lithium battery." Well it sure as hell wasn't caused by the headphone jack ๐Ÿ˜ž View quoted note โ†’
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
HRCC weighs in on MeshCore trademark dispute
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
When I was young, I was dismayed that Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Now that I'm older, I wonder what was going on in his life to make him so desperate for that money? Was he in debt to bad people? Was he like Cypher from the Matrix, exhausted and disillusioned with the hard life of a disciple? Was he like so many working poor today, one lay-off, car problem or E.R. visit away from homelessness? Was he too proud to just ask Jesus for financial help? Had he not heard the account of Jesus and the disciples paying the group's taxes by catching the fish with the coin in its mouth? What was the income tax rate for money derived from the mouths of fish? How much of a capital gain was realized between the time the fish was caught and the taxes paid? Was Jesus allowed to claim a deduction on the depreciation costs of the net? Were the disciples who caught the fish considered employees or independent contractors? Were they required to wear slip-resistant safety sandals while fishing? When Jesus fed the multitude with only a few loaves and fishes, was an inspector on-site to ensure he didn't exceed the allowable number of rat turds per loaf, and that the disciples wore sanitary gloves while dispensing the food? Did the food baskets have a certified weight rating? Did the disciples get trained on bending of the knees, not the back when lifting the baskets? When Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the donkey, did he have to wear a helmet? Did the disciples have to wear road-guard vests?
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Could the heat from your miners during the dry winter be used to reconstitute your "DampRid" for next summer? ๐Ÿค”
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