Drain pipe repair

Can AI help you choose the right scanner?

Are there models better because they're communist or because they don't observe Daylight Saving Time? 🤣 View quoted note →

The second pillar on the page admits that China probably gained unauthorized access to data related to your voter registration. The bottom of the page encourages you to submit an email address to stay updated 🤡

The White House

Election Integrity

"Remember? They rolled the TV in, it happened, we watched it as kids and then they kinda went on with the math lesson."

Legacy payment system can't make up its mind whether it wants you to swipe, insert or tap to pay, meanwhile Lightning lets you simply scan a QR. View quoted note →

When you think about the origins of podcasting, it feels weird that we've become so dependent on 24/7 internet access that you could probably carve out a niche with a podcast app that specializes in nothing more than reliable 'off-grid' playback.

Would it be possible to build a pocket mesh node out of an old Zippo lighter case? Or would the metal interfere with the signal? 🤔

"I was using some grout and mildew cleaner. On the back it said 'use only in a well-ventilated area.' If the area was well-ventilated, there wouldn't be mildew!" - Gallagher

A private messenger that demands a phone number 🤡 View quoted note →

Just once I'd like to shake my pecker at the wife and have her react the same way she does when she notices a sale on butter 🤣

15 years ago we were promised that in 15 years we'd automatically ring up our groceries simply by dropping them into the shopping cart. Instead, the future we got was trying to wrangle a week's worth of groceries through a self checkout designed to handle 10 items or less, powered by a Pentium 2, while the latest and greatest in compute is used to power the overhead surveillance camera which hopefully isn't recording our debit card's PIN or running facial recognition so some intel agency can determine whether our companion is spouse or lover.

Replace "actually" with 'mostly' 🤣 View quoted note →

RIP John McAfee "I don't know what they did. It was like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I f'd my accountant. It was terrible."

If ChatGPT is correct, it took gold 46 years to 10X from $300 to $3,000 🤔

Hundreds of people going the wrong way on a one-way street, not the least bit worried about being black-bagged by CCP thugs or a torpedoed social credit score over the most minor infraction.