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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 5 days ago
Watching Japanese security trying not to smile while dropping body surfers 😂
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PaulAllen 5 days ago
Could have boosted some sats to your podcast episode but you uploaded it to YT before Fountain so enjoy the thumbs up I guess 🤡
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
🤣 "Chuck Norris was such a badass he used to cockblock me from rubbing one out to Christie Brinkley every morning"
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
False choice. If the borrower is servant to the lender, we can't expect the feds to fund schools in our neighborhood and not exercise influence over the cirriculum. Which probably has a lot to do with a voting public tolerant of current foreign and domestic policy. View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
Ginger, English accent, and craps on DST ❤️
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
What's the obsession with apps anyway? Jump out of Amazon or YT for a few minutes, come back and half the time it's lost my place and sent me back to the home page. Never have this problem with my mobile browser. It can retain the page I'm on even through a phone reboot.
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
Marriage tip: you don't need viagra. You need a secret backup stash of all the personal care crap she uses every morning.
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
My bicycle helmet may look gay but you spent your whole life working for money that pedophile politicians borrowed into existence and then taxed you for earning
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
Tony Franklin - Jelly Roll - Bass Only Version
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
Weird Al should make a Heart parody about an elderly woman who keeps getting her junk waxed. Call it 'Bare Old Coota' 🤣
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
Regional news outlets running stories about TSA agents in the area having to hit up the local food banks. Crazy that back when my kid was a baby the TSA didn't even exist. Months before the government created a job called TSA agent, Google and the internet were destroying the last remnant of a private sector occupation called Directory Assistance Operator. There were no news reporters asking my wife how we planned to survive the destruction of her industry with a house payment, car payment and a new baby. No clout-seeking 'charities' handing out gift cards. God and family helped us keep food on the table.