Mom: How in the world does that heater make bitcoins?
Me: Umm...
Mom: Well?
Me: I'm trying to think of how to explain it...
Daughter: Have you ever been doing something on a laptop and it starts getting hot? It's kind of like that.
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Paul Allen
paulallen@nostrplebs.com
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
cAvEman TV: Making a Butter Woman
Wood fire harms children; keep them out of the stove.
This is awesome to watch!
You guys who know how to do stuff like this without AI, thanks for not going all Dr. Evil and trying to blow up the planet or whatnot.
"is a friend"? Not 'was'? 🤔
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Just received messages on LongFast channel from inside of a building that struggles to receive local fire dispatch radio freq. How is that even possible? 😱
Imagine reading this headline 50-60 years ago. 😳 View quoted note →
It would be funny if it came out that the secret to Elon's success was he ordered that book they used to advertise on TV: 'Free Money for Everybody'
"Send check or money order to Pueblo, CO" 🤣 View quoted note →
If it's supposed to be 'ham radio for normies', why are GMRS repeaters using morse code to identify themselves?
Make it transmit in the voice of Betty Boop, Jennifer Tilly or Alex Jones 🤣
#gmrs #ham
Ever wonder how Gillette is able to keep China from flooding the US with knock-off Venus and Fusion blades? 🤨
My First Impressions of MeshCore Off-Grid Messaging


My First Impressions of MeshCore Off-Grid Messaging
Using low-cost radio hardware to keep texting when there
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Nostr clients are magical. Every time you open one, some meatspace nag comes asking for something.
See y'all tomorrow. I hope.
What's the minimum number of lightning channels for a consumer node?
I had two on Alby Hub. One got closed but zaps still not working. I guess the other one was just for looks.
Starting to think Alby isn't worth the subscription.

Based on nothing more than the horror stories I've heard about the software used by government employees at all levels, I'm comfortable predicting that whatever A.I. solution gets implemented by a local, state or federal agency, it's gonna take a non-negligible number of humans to fix all of the problems it will cause.
"Why do we clean our weapons so often, Drill Sergeant?"
"Because they were made by the lowest bidder, rock head!" 🤣
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If you bought at the 2013 ATH and held all the way through 2014 and 2015, respect 🫡
Talk about valley of the shadow of darkness!
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View quoted note →So what if Wall Street investors are losing their ass during this dip.
The ones I feel the most sorry for are the recently orange-pilled Square merchants.
Bitcoin is dead but nobody's shutting off their miners?


