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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 4 days ago
What's the obsession with apps anyway? Jump out of Amazon or YT for a few minutes, come back and half the time it's lost my place and sent me back to the home page. Never have this problem with my mobile browser. It can retain the page I'm on even through a phone reboot.
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PaulAllen 4 days ago
Marriage tip: you don't need viagra. You need a secret backup stash of all the personal care crap she uses every morning.
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PaulAllen 4 days ago
My bicycle helmet may look gay but you spent your whole life working for money that pedophile politicians borrowed into existence and then taxed you for earning
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
Tony Franklin - Jelly Roll - Bass Only Version
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
Weird Al should make a Heart parody about an elderly woman who keeps getting her junk waxed. Call it 'Bare Old Coota' 🤣
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
Regional news outlets running stories about TSA agents in the area having to hit up the local food banks. Crazy that back when my kid was a baby the TSA didn't even exist. Months before the government created a job called TSA agent, Google and the internet were destroying the last remnant of a private sector occupation called Directory Assistance Operator. There were no news reporters asking my wife how we planned to survive the destruction of her industry with a house payment, car payment and a new baby. No clout-seeking 'charities' handing out gift cards. God and family helped us keep food on the table.
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
It's hard to feel optimistic about even the most positive developments when you've spent the last few months watching your nation's founding document and supreme law completely fail to protect the most basic human rights of an entire state's population. For Virginians, the sacred freedoms enshrined in the Bill of Rights rendered null and void by nothing more than a single state election cycle, and the first thing the tyrants did after taking power is set to work to ensure that their party never loses another election. What can you do when you're too small to fight back and too poor to leave? It's not like we ignored pandemic-era warnings to flee a woke city full of subway trains and skyscrapers. We live within a mile of a cow pasture and a national forest. Wherever you go, the woke mind-virus will find you. You can run but you can't hide. A few days shy of 251 years ago, a famous Virginian asked his neighbors, "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" The 2026 response to that question is apparently a resounding "Yes!" Forbid it, Almighty God.
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
I swear if nostr was a car it would be Lucille LaRusso's station wagon 🤦‍♂️
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
You're probably familiar with the Tate-LaBianca (Manson family) murders but have you ever heard of the Hanafi Massacre, and the hostage crises that it inspired? --- Whelton summarized the general mood: "Half the people want the gunmen to come out fighting. The other half want the cops to go in shooting. Everybody wants blood." This frustrated the NYPD, especially Schlossberg, who feared the crowd and the media could negatively affect negotiations. --- Then-councilman and future four-term D.C. mayor Marion Barry walked into the hallway after hearing a commotion and was struck by a ricocheting shotgun pellet, which lodged just above his heart. L. Douglas Heck and Rudy Giuliani had organized a team within the United States Department of Justice aimed at "combating terrorism". Although they claimed that DC police would handle the attacks, they soon brought in two intelligence operatives, Steve Pieczenik and Robert Blum.
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PaulAllen 0 months ago
Diesel is $4.69 a gallon at every station in town.