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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
Trump wants to sell citizenship to wealthy individuals, why not sell 'peaceful secession' packages to the states? 🤣
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
What happened to Trump's idea of moving some of the federal agencies out of the DC area? For folks in Virginia and Maryland it's like having full custody and still paying child support. One of you other states need to take these heathens for a few decades and give us a break 🤣
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
This drawbridge over the Potomac is named after Woodrow Wilson. Hope the bridge is more sound than his Federal Reserve Notes 🤣
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
I have NO big announcements planned for today (or tomorrow). Keep stacking.
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
Cop after calling off pursuit of kid on electric dirt bike: "I'm sure if his GoPro was running, we'll be on YouTube tonight." 🤣 #policescanner
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
Unpopular opinion: I don't care if or with whom the podcaster decides to split my donated sats.
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
$10 for 6ml. 😳 Maybe I should diversify my savings into Loctite Blue 242.
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
I propose Bitcoin (BTC) be renamed Jackson (SLJ), and the sat be renamed the mofo. "There are 100 million mofos in a Jackson."
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
Why tf would you prompt someone to create a password but not tell them beforehand what type of characters are required/forbidden? This is like Pelosi's "We have to pass the bill to see what's in it" BS 🤬
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
Me when someone uses 'Bitcoin' and 'crypto' interchangeably. "Hackles can indicate various states of heightened arousal in dogs, including fear, nervousness, insecurity, surprise, excitement, or frustration."
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PaulAllen 11 months ago
My daughter's reaction to this story was priceless 🤣 "Bullets would have started flying the minute some MFer thought he could kiss me just because he found a weird looking ear of corn."