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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
Apparently the worst thing to do if your 05 GMC Envoy stalls in the middle of a parking lot is to put it in park. I guess the solenoid that prevents operating the shifter without pressing the brake can go full retard, requiring you to hunt for some sort of shift lock bypass button or something.
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
According to Grok, the average number of years in office for current members of the US House and Senate are 9 and 11 years, respectively. Apparently, averages have been rising since the 1980s.
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
🤣 "I love it when she tickles my pickle but if I could pickle her tickle I'd be a millionaire!"
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
Hey Elon, know what else would help customers avoid expired cards and interruptions? Let them pay their bill with bitcoin. image
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
Definitely prefer the way Podcast Addict includes the text when you share an episode. Helpful for when the web preview stuff doesn't download and people aren't left looking at a note that contains nothing but a Fountain URL. [Peter St Onge Podcast] Ep 131 Weekly Roundup: Inflation Finally Rises #peterStOngePodcast
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
Maybe one day we'll be able to get AI to pre-scan a podcast episode to determine whether it's even worth trying to listen to the audio-only version. "Check this out", "As you can see here", "Let me put this up on my screen" 🤬
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
When is Trump gonna fix this crap anyway? It takes $600 worth of those Berkefield ceramic elements to filter the same amount of water as one pair of Black Berkeys. image
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
No EV marketing to date has been as persuasive as having to stop twice in a 100-mile trip on one of the hottest days of the year to top-up the fluid in the hoopty carrying a disabled elderly person. Thank God for Lucas Oil transmission syrup.
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
Is it up to the Android device OEM to determine the internal storage location where downloaded podcast episodes get stored? I could almost swear that podcast apps on Android used to let the user choose a custom downloads folder.
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Paul Allen 7 months ago
Sunday morning PSA: DO NOT SIGN UP FOR A LOWE'S MY REWARDS ACCOUNT TO GET A DISCOUNT ON YOUR PURCHASE. IT'S NOT WORTH THE SCARCE TIME YOU'LL HAVE TO SACRIFICE TO SET UP ACCOUNTS, PAYMENT METHODS, ETC. I LITERALLY COULD HAVE MADE MORE MONEY WORKING OT AT MY JOB IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT ON THIS CRAP, AND WOULDN'T HAVE TWO NEW ONLINE ACCOUNTS TO WORRY ABOUT.