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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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Paul Allen 5 months ago
Me: "The recycling center offered me $345 for the hoopty." Them: "Man, if you put it on Facebook marketplace for $500 you'd sell that thing in a heartbeat." Me: "Then why don't you buy it for $346 and flip it?" 🤣
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Paul Allen 5 months ago
Don't let the miserable heat of August make you forget that yet another July failed in its mission to kill you. Great job!
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Paul Allen 5 months ago
Trump getting rid of pennies seems like the perfect opportunity for someone who can build a penny-operated door bell 🤣 I'd buy one!
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Paul Allen 5 months ago
Can an old phone that's always connected to the charger act as a Bitchat forwarding node, or will it disconnect once the display turns off?
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Paul Allen 5 months ago
Is Apple still being a dick about zap integration with native apps?
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Paul Allen 5 months ago
EPA Rollback Explained: Why Tier IV Diesel Standards Aren’t Changing (Yet)
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Paul Allen 5 months ago
TFW you get a message from Alby that one of your channels was force-closed but you're just happy that the "stay signed in for 30 days" option actually worked LOL image
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Paul Allen 5 months ago
I 'really' wanted to like YakiHonne 😮‍💨 image
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Paul Allen 6 months ago
Teachers shouldn't have phones in school either. They should have machine guns. image
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Paul Allen 6 months ago
Imagine having to make an appointment with jiffy lube not because you needed an oil change but because you needed a muffler shop referral to go get your rusty exhaust repaired. Oh, and you gotta go back to jiffy lube at least once a year or they'll stop doing business with you at all. American health care 🤡