Now call Stella Assange for jury duty and watch that pornstache jump clean off his face like Cousin It 🤣
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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
Debut episode Verses We Missed
https://fountain.fm/episode/fnT6HB3Ujc2vfrvwA1kC
"HE SAID 'THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!'" 🤡
I think maybe good audio quality makes your ears lazy.
When subtitles for conference calls? 🤣
Why have I never seen ads for a 'Negro Homeschool Fund'? 🤔
And the next administration will use it to target what THEY define as violent ideology.
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Never fails to disappoint.
If today sucked for you, it may be because it was Kiribati's sloppy seconds 🤣
"The nation furthest ahead in time zone is Kiribati, specifically its Line Islands, which operate on UTC+14, the earliest time zone in the world. This makes Kiribati the first country to welcome each new day. Other nations close behind include Samoa and Tonga (both UTC+13), followed by New Zealand (UTC+12 and UTC+12), Fiji, Tuvalu, Nauru, and the Marshall Islands (all UTC+12). The maximum possible time difference on Earth is 26 hours, between Kiribati (UTC+14) and the uninhabited Howland and Baker Islands (UTC-12), though the latter are not permanently inhabited."
Little bird told me state and local government offices already crying over potential disruption to SNAP benefits.
My guess is no way Big Food allows that to happen.
"It's a big club and you are not in it."
Warner, Kaine push bill to shield federal workers from evictions, defaults amid shutdown
As layoffs ripple across Virginia, the Federal Employee Civil Relief Act aims to protect thousands of families from losing homes, cars and credit stability during the ongoing government shutdown.
https://www.12onyourside.com
Warner, Kaine push bill to shield federal workers from evictions, defaults amid shutdown
Last week, Sens. Mark Warner and Tim Kaine joined 16 other Senate Democrats in introducing the Federal Employee Civil Relief Act.
Now I'm hungry
Not to brag but I can raise the price of Bitcoin $100 just by leaving and returning to the 'Buy' screen 🤣
One frustrating thing about hardware or home improvement store websites is when you search for an item you're already fairly confident is a non-stock, order-only item.
Enter your search term and it brings back 300 results. Filter by "in stock at this store", and instead of just confirming your suspicions, it has to waste your time showing you 290 unrelated items because either they're in the same trade category or share one of the words in your search.
Have some dignity, Home Depot 🤣
I'm not confident Bitcoin will succeed.
I'm confident Bitcoin will succeed the day after I give in to the temptation to sell 🤣
Note to self: beware of censorship tactics that are difficult to discern from 'technical difficulties'.
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Pretty cool of him to explain how the sausage is made.
Also, sympathy for the altcoin exchange operators. Profit margins must be insane to put up with the hassle that Strike endured X 1000 different coins/tokens.
https://www.youtube.com/live/AJjfEL773Fg
Had a part time job doing janitorial for a couple of local government offices. I bet one out of every three desks had a small space heater under it. Of course IT would probably laugh you right out of the building if you asked to connect a mining heater to their network.
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40 million effin buttons they already put on computer mice these days, what's one little switch that permits the user to decide which direction the scroll wheel moves the page?
