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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 5 hours ago
How the heck did you super nerds ever use linux before LLMs? Was there like a giant dictionary of terminal commands at every desk? How could someone possibly commit all of this stuff to memory and still have enough brain cells left to remember menial things like your wife's birthday, or to wipe after you poop? You guys aren't human.
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PaulAllen 3 days ago
Memorizing "sudo systemctl restart macfanctld" to prevent extra crispy scrotum skin wasn't on my September bingo card 🀬
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PaulAllen 3 days ago
I don't suppose any of these AI companies would be interested in buying a couple of 2gig sticks of ram out of a 14 y/o MacBook πŸ€”πŸ€£
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
Rep. Massie and Joel Salatin discuss current challenges farmers are facing and practical solutions.
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
BIPcoin difficulty increases by 300% mempool.guide
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
He forgot the part about spending decades doing: 1) your job, 2) the trainer's job, 3) the job of the new-hire who quits after a month, while a management team with plenty of money to spend on lobbyists and half-assed software quietly jettisons every possible employment perk as if the company is a sinking boat trying to reach dry land. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbIzHh5BtAy
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PaulAllen 1 week ago
Linux must be Finnish for 'How do I...' Spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to take a screenshot since Macs don't have a Print Screen key, meanwhile ai is trying to teach me how to do it using terminal commands like I'm Morpheus or something 🀣 Now I'm reading a lecture on why you have to add a shift to your ctrl+c. What the hell did I get myself into 🀯
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
Chuck, Cooter, JCD and Dolly WTF 🀬
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
The '70s were so awesome that teenage boys had enough disposable income to turn a single stereo store in Minnesota into a seven-store chain with $10M in annual sales. image
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
Don't worry, Tilly Norwood will do all of the acting by then. image
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
Waiting for the first news story about a supermarket employee who uses AI to hack his employer's dynamic pricing system to double prices for shoppers who work at the wireless company that increased his monthly phone bill 🀣
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
TIL πŸ€” "When you are cutting timber on those cold wet days. Put your gloves in the face cut. When the tree goes over it smashes out the water and will even warm up your gloves, for a few seconds anyway."
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