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old guy said my generation relies too much on technology so I unplugged that hypocrite’s life support and watched his soul float towards hell before turning it back on
then I took a really, really long shit
what’s new?
ER doctor: “So yeah this guy has a lot of things wrong with him that are probably chronic but just to be safe I consulted cardiology, nephrology, GI, and infectious disease.”
Me: “I see. Did you also consult deez?”
ER doctor: “Deez who?”
Me: 😏…
alot of parents are going to feel pretty damn silly for being “smart” and stuffing cash into 529s once colleges/trade schools start accepting Bitcoin as payment
at what fiat price am I allowed to start doing the “I told you so” dance for my bride?
what in the unholy hellthread did I just log into?
gm…im gonna go tune up some sick folk and prevent celestial transfers now
go for a walk, touch snow, and don’t lose your marbles today
oh, and free Ross.
at this point I’m not expecting Trump to wear pants
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most politicians are simply just shitcoins in human form
just another reminder that Ross is free next week, or our commander-in-chief has the moral backbone of an orange-flavored eclair
i don’t make the rules
got my dad over here shorting ibit while my ma is asking me how to buy #bitcoin
so many emotions 😆
if you, or your pleblings know who this is I need to follow you… 
had to drop something off to my kid at school…walked into my firstborn’s classroom
the teacher said she had to step out and asked if I’d cover the class for 5 minutes
it was one of the more terrifying 300 seconds of my life
lmao every time I’ve read the word “dip” today
a dip is when you endure temporary homelessness
a dip is choosing between rent or food
a dip is when you pour your life force and prayers into trying to save someone who doesn’t make it
this a dip? dafuq outta here…this a fckn Wednesday.