im not wearing pants tonight
how are you celebrating?
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did anything interesting happen today?
i just saw the new jaguar commercial for the first time
dunno wtf they’re selling, but now im sorta wishing i could time travel back to before i watched it
“I think I’ll open a short on Bitcoin here.”
21st day of the month, huh?
yo plebs please make sure the thing doesnt do the thing while im unconscious
thanks 🤙
I told my wife about the patient who was hitting on me today.
I left out the part that she is 84 and legally blind though.
payday mañana…thinking about buying some MSTZ…this would undoubtedly ignite a face melting 🌽 run that nation states will never recover from
a fiat sacrifice im willing to make
im really excited for this MAHA train ngl
we’re going to win
how much they paying mike to take a fall?? #asknostr
Coworker: “OMG! I can’t believe Trump’s pick for HHS secretary!!”
Me: “I mean RFK heading the HHS makes more sense than Carrot Top so there’s that.”
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