gm…im gonna go tune up some sick folk and prevent celestial transfers now
go for a walk, touch snow, and don’t lose your marbles today
oh, and free Ross.
just another reminder that Ross is free next week, or our commander-in-chief has the moral backbone of an orange-flavored eclair
i don’t make the rules
had to drop something off to my kid at school…walked into my firstborn’s classroom
the teacher said she had to step out and asked if I’d cover the class for 5 minutes
it was one of the more terrifying 300 seconds of my life
lmao every time I’ve read the word “dip” today
a dip is when you endure temporary homelessness
a dip is choosing between rent or food
a dip is when you pour your life force and prayers into trying to save someone who doesn’t make it
this a dip? dafuq outta here…this a fckn Wednesday.
working alongside some 🤡s in healthcare who dgaf can be pretty disheartening…
that being said, i think i found a solution for the next time their lazy ass decides to consult me…