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just a dude here…it would alarm people to learn how many gifs/memes I use for work communications (although they’re usually well thought out) 😆 View quoted note →

that feeling when you’re waiting on your deposit to clear on @strike

LIVE FREE …just not as free as my 3yo who decides to take a 🚽 at the beach

3yo: “I have to pee!” (I proceed to supervise) Me: “Nice job. You got about 5% in the toilet.” (3yo runs into the other room) 3yo: “Mama!! I got 5% in the toilet!!!” 🤣💀

at what fiat price am I allowed to start doing the “I told you so” dance for my bride?