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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
It’s kind of funny (not funny) how we create unnatural problems with food, light, stress, and lifestyle… then try to “fix” them with even more unnatural stuff.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 week ago
I can’t be bought. I can’t be scared off. I’m going to keep going.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 week ago
Parasites are your friends (IF they don’t invite too many friends over for the heavy metal & microplastic eating party) They’re the janitors trying to clean things up!
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CVCWELLNESS 1 week ago
When you come home grounded and calm and hear “back to reality now” as if peace was a vacation.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 week ago
Highly recommend candle-gazing as you eat. Gentle gaze. Slow chewing. Massive support for your nervous system (aka digestion & assimilation).
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CVCWELLNESS 1 week ago
A woman who spends her 20s numbing out with parties, alcohol, surface-level validation, and situationships… calling chaos “freedom” and avoidance “self-love” while ignoring her intuition, health, and feminine embodiment… is confused when her 30s arrive with anxiety, hormonal issues, and the quiet realization that living single with 23 cats isn’t the vibe.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 weeks ago
A man who spends his 20s gaming, scrolling, drinking, eating slop and avoiding the entrepreneurial/purpose-driven truth in him… is (pineal-calcified) confused when he’s single in a small apartment, can’t get a boner, and no woman takes him seriously at 35.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 weeks ago
We live in a world where people track their steps, heart rate, and cortisol on $500 wrist computers… but haven’t touched grass in 3 years.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 weeks ago
Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is have fun and be a silly goose.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 weeks ago
When you step back, it’s clear there are dark forces at play, pushing us into fear and chaos. This fear lowers our vibration, making us easier to control and silencing our intuition. But here’s the TRUTH: we don’t have to fall for it. The solution is to focus on what truly matters: your health, your love, and building strong communities & alliances. Stay curious, question everything, and don’t accept the narrative at face value. Something big is unfolding this year and beyond. Be prepared, stay grounded, and trust your instincts.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 weeks ago
Sleep before midnight whenever possible. Your hormones repair most efficiently in deep darkness early on. Late nights disrupt you. Early rest restores power. Grandparent-maxx young.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 weeks ago
Eat dirt. • • • • No really (but eat “soil” more so) Farmer’s Market-esque food with microbial supremacy. Not that chlorinated BS.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 weeks ago
Men struggle with emotional expression not because they “lack feelings,” but because men are programmed to contain them. Men evolved to stay steady under pressure. To hold the line. To be the calm during chaos. Women are not programmed to carry a man’s emotional storms. They’re wired to feel him, not fix him. This is why men must learn emotional responsibility. Not to become “softer,” but to become stronger containers for intimacy. A man who can feel without flooding builds relationships that feel orgasmic in all ways.
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CVCWELLNESS 3 weeks ago
Wait… It’s WILD how quickly “two weeks to flatten the curve” became 3+ years of bull💩 Late 2019, a “strange” illness pops up in China. By January 2020, entire cities are locked down. By March, the word “pandemic” is everywhere, borders close, flights vanish, and the world collectively presses CTRL + ALT + OBEY. Italy shuts down. Then the U.S. follows. Then pretty much everyone else. What started as “just stay home for a bit” FEAR months of rules, mixed messaging, and nonstop fear loops. Masks, mandates, emergency powers, daily case counts like a weather report. The vibe shifted fast… and not exactly toward calm, grounded decision-making. Now, years later, the bigger lesson isn’t about who was right or wrong. It’s about how easily humans can be steered when fear becomes the main signal. The real upgrade moving forward? Strong bodies, steady nervous systems, clear thinking, and less outsourcing of personal responsibility to institutions that change their story every season. Sunlight. Real food. Movement. Community @biocultureretreats in nature. Breath. Sleep. Build the terrain, and the noise loses its grip. The world will always try to sell panic. You don’t have to buy it. image
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CVCWELLNESS 3 weeks ago
Something’s in the water. The world is about to get REALLY weird.
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CVCWELLNESS 0 months ago
The BEST Ways to Age Yourself into Oblivian Abuse alcohol like it’s hydration Coat your skin in synthetic sludge Hide from the sun, air, and real ground Live stressed, jealous, fearful, reactive Chug “pure” water from plastic bottles Ignore your body’s warning signals Sit, scroll, stagnate Avoid real human connection Eat factory food dressed as meals Watch fear-based news on repeat Shower in chemical soup Sleep like it doesn’t matter Nuke your microbiome with sanitizer Pop pills for every symptom Trust pharma without asking questions Surround yourself with anxious, angry people
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
I bet if you drank lime, raw honey and fresh ginger tea daily you’d never get sick this winter.w
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
At some point you realize consuming ideas will never replace living one. You can study “freedom” endlessly on Carnivore Aurelius accounts and still feel trapped. You can memorize stoicism and philosophy and still avoid your own voice. Creation asks more of you. It asks you to risk being misunderstood. To speak before you’re certain. To build something without permission from society. Most people never cross this line because it costs comfort. But once you do, something irreversible happens. You stop asking for validation. You start listening inward. You make more money. You get more ripped, tan and fit. And the world responds differently not because it changed, but because you did.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
the moment you realize you don’t need more motivation, more information, or another “biohacked” version of yourself is quite unsettling because all you need subtraction. you need silence. you need to stop rehearsing who you think you should be. most people don’t burn out because “life is hard” blah blah blah. they burn out because they NEVER stop performing. they carry identities that no longer fit, habits that once protected them, beliefs borrowed from systems that were never designed for human nervous systems. letting go feels like death because in a way, it is. but underneath the collapse is relief. space. breath. the body remembers how to settle. clarity returns without effort and slowly, life stops feeling like something to survive. it becomes something you inhabit again.