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Christian Van Camp
cvcwellness@primal.net
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍MaestroValley.com - Lake Atitlan, GUA (my off grid wellness center) Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
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CVCWELLNESS 3 hours ago
I love living on this mystical volcanic land. And building my off-grid wellness sanctuary. Now time for Iceland to speak at the eclipse festival. Making big and audacious moves in life. Moving quick. Moving vital. image
18 years of school later… • can’t make a real meal • can’t read ingredient labels • doesn’t understand taxes • knows algebra, not basic survival • spends 8 hours/day on a screen • thinks sunlight is dangerous • calls walking barefoot “weird” Yet somehow… “educated.”
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CVCWELLNESS 2 days ago
There are 4 types of men : 1. Fit outside, wrecked inside Looks strong. Low energy. Hormones off. Gut inflamed. Living on stimulants. Can’t get lingam up and hard. 2. Fat outside, fat inside Little movement. Addicted to fast food. Low drive. Body and system both struggling. 3. Soft outside, strong inside (rare) Carries weight but decent health markers. Still… not the goal long-term. 4. Lean outside, strong inside (IDEAL) Clear mind. Stable energy. Good digestion. RAW strength. Organs vital. You don’t get to 4 from hacks. You build it. My plan is simple: REAL food (JERF: Just Eat Real Food), raw protein, lift, move naturally, sleep, sunlight, minerals, stress down, purpose up. DM me REWILD if you want in. 90 days and transform into your ideal self.
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CVCWELLNESS 6 days ago
5 Ways to Feel a Little More Alive (and less like shit): 1. Watch one sunrise this week. 2. Eat food your great-grandparents would recognize. 3. Spend a day with people who leave you feeling lighter, not heavier. 4. Put your phone down long enough to hear yourself think. 5. Build a life you don’t need to escape from.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 week ago
Every ejaculation costs your body more than most men realize. Along with this life force sperm, you’re also losing zinc, magnesium, selenium, B vitamins, and other nutrients that need to be replenished through quality nutrition. For me, periods of semen retention (*releasing once a week or less) combined with a mineral-rich diet have meant more stable energy, better focus, stronger training, and a greater sense of masculine drive. It’s not about “never” ejaculating and “no fap” like health bros be preaching. It’s about being intentional and making sure your body has what it needs to recover. Vital inputs >.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 weeks ago
Happy people encourage. Successful people support. Attractive people compliment. Those with nothing to offer will bring you down.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
Celebrate the country. Question the culture. Those aren’t the same thing.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
Nothing says freedom like eating mystery hot dog meat in a bun, breathing firework heavy metal smoke destroying the environment, and arguing about politics from a lawn chair.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
Missing someone and knowing it’s time to let go can exist together.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
I’m still so flabbergasted at how retarded people are thinking the sun causes cancer.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
We grew up thinking that living in the city is “normal.” Concrete, noise, rushing, linear everything, screens everywhere: that became the standard. And somehow, living close to the Earth, growing food, moving with the sun, listening to the wind… got labeled as “radical” Wonder how deeply we were conditioned to believe that disconnection is progress, and that returning to the natural rhythm of life means going backwards… when in reality, it’s the most natural honest way of living. 🌞
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
One of the biggest psyops of our time? Telling women they need to pump synthetic hormones into their bodies year-round… when they can only get pregnant 6 DAYS a month! That’s right. EVEN if you bust inside her, conception’s only even possible a few days outta 30. Meanwhile, men slap petroleum-laced latex over their lingam in fear, coating their skin in endocrine disruptors, and thinking that’s the safe route? Learn your biology. Track cycles. Build real trust. Return to nature.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
Women often say they want a man who is emotionally available. Then the moment he finally shares his fear, hurt, insecurity, or disappointment, they lose respect for him. Not consciously. But many women were never taught how to hold a man's emotions without trying to fix, dismiss, judge, or weaponize them later. A man's heart isn't weaker because he opens it. The real question is whether it's safe for him to.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
Tell me the most insane esoteric knowledge you know.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 month ago
We’re living in STRANGE times where exhausted, hormonally wrecked, distracted humans are considered “normal” while vitality is rare. Men are low in testosterone. Women are burnt out. Gut issues, anxiety, brain fog, infertility, stress everywhere. I genuinely believe God designed us for vitality, clarity, strength, peace, community, and purpose… not ultra-processed sludge. Stop disrespecting yourself. Stop disrespecting God.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
A solid perspective for you: question everything. Question how you live today. Question what you believe is “normal” Question “authorities” Question mainstream news, music, TV. Question your ability to question. More questions, less definites. That makes life infinite.
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CVCWELLNESS 2 months ago
imagine spending 5 years at university just to realize you’re an animal who just wants unclothed sun, sweat, peaceful air & being feral/wild/full retard with people who actually get it
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
community used to mean shared land, shared food, shared purpose. now it’s group chats & “let’s catch up soon.” then people wonder why they feel off. you are not meant to do this alone.