Just scrolled through my new X followers… and couldn’t help but notice the “TRUMP IS OUR SAVIOR” / “TAKE DOWN THE LIBTARDS” energy.
Look, I get it. I lean more conservative myself. And the world feels upside down. You want someone to believe in.
But the moment we identify so deeply with a label—right or left—we lose the plot. Both sides are part of the same coin. Division is the game. And when we play it, we forget who we are.
No external leader is going to hand you freedom on a plate. Not Trump. Not Elon. Not even RFK (despite me liking the guys mentality).
That comes from within—through sovereignty, family, community, health, purpose, entrepreneurship, creativity, and alignment with nature.
Politics have a place, sure. But obsessing over them isn’t the move.
Reclaim your power. Focus on your life and God. That’s where the real revolution begins.
Christian Van Camp
cvcwellness@primal.net
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom
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What if those streaks in the sky aren’t just harmless condensation… but a chemical cocktail raining down on your food, your lungs, your soil, your kids?
How are we still silent about this? And more importantly—what do we do to stop it? Drop your thoughts below and share this if you’re tired of the silence.
CLEANSE SUPPORT START HERE:
🌞 Raw fats (butter, coconut oil, EVOO—bind toxins + rebuild cells)
🌞 Bitter greens (dandelion, arugula, milk thistle—liver drainage)
🌞 Green juice daily (celery, parsley, lemon—flushes stagnation)
🌞 Collagen-rich bone broths & marrow (rebuild the gut)
🌞 Heavy metal binders (chlorella, cilantro, zeolite, activated carbon, fulvic acid: comment DETOX for the highest quality supps that have helped me a lot over the years)
🌞 High fruit & hydration (raw honey, berries, electrolytes — comment SALTY for the heavy metal brand I use)
🌞 Daily bowel movements (toxins out—or they recirculate)
Cleansing isn’t just food—it’s movement, energy, and rhythm:
🌞 Castor oil packs over the liver at night to support lymph & reduce inflammation
🌞 Daily walking & rebounding to move stagnant lymph
🌞 Sauna, cold exposure, dry brushing
🌞 Qi Gong, breathwork & fascia release to open channels of energy
🌞 REMOVE FEAR — INTEGRATE LOVE
Your body is designed to flow—support that flow daily. Don’t let these bozos get you sick. Clear the terrain.
EZ water = structured hydration, not just “wet.” Found in raw milk, fruit, spring water, sun-touched cells. It’s how your body actually absorbs & transfers energy. You don’t just need “hydration”—you need geometry in your water. Chaos in = chaos out. Structure it. Absorb wisdom.
Visiting family for a few weeks. Just dropped $100+ replacing their demonic flicker-fest LED bulbs (800+ lumens of eye-searing chaos) with soft, warm incandescent glow all over the house. This is how you show love—by saving their circadian rhythm one bulb at a time.


My Morning Routine
Watermelon = 97% structured water, packed with electrolytes + L-citrulline for a gnarly pre-workout pump. Add salt + taurine to shove hydration deep into your cells. Sweet, salty, juicy muscle nectar. Simple. Effective. Ancient wisdom in fruit form.


“Dad bod” used to mean you provided, protected, and could carry a boar over your shoulder.
Now it means surviving off IPAs, late-night DoorDash, and back pain.
If you want to raise healthy children, protect your legacy, and live naturally, start with what’s touching your crown jewels.
Masculinity begins with the small stuff—literally.
If you want to raise healthy children, protect your legacy, and live naturally, start with what’s touching your crown jewels.
Masculinity begins with the small stuff—literally.
We worship blue light but fear the sun. Drink from plastic but question raw milk. Spray toxins on our skin to “smell good” while the body begs for natural pheromone-maxxing. The further we stray from nature, the more we normalize dysfunction. And then wonder why we feel so off. Break free!
Tarzan workouts only:
• pre-workout: eggs, honey, watermelon
• barefoot
• natural light (no flickering dismantling bulbs)
• shirtless
• with friends
• calisthenics-centric
• nature sounds
• post-workout: more organic jungle fruit
Him: “Bro I feel like sh*t, no clue why.”
Also him:
• Axe body spray
• Polyester boxers
• Slammin’ synthetic pre-workout on 5 hours sleep
• Seed oil breakfast sandwich
• Zero sunlight before 2pm
• Drowning in EMFs
• P0rn in the morning
• Scrolling instead of strolling
Most men hit themselves with 50+ endocrine disruptors before they even brush their teeth.
Him: “Bro I feel like sh*t, no clue why.”
Also him:
• Axe body spray
• Polyester boxers
• Slammin’ synthetic pre-workout on 5 hours sleep
• Seed oil breakfast sandwich
• Zero sunlight before 2pm
• Drowning in EMFs
• P0rn in the morning
• Scrolling instead of strolling
Most men hit themselves with 50+ endocrine disruptors before they even brush their teeth.
WHEN will these changes happen? + What else did we miss that NEEDS reform & change for society’s health & sovereignty? 🤔
Nature doesn’t get sick. Wild animals don’t wake up with IBS, need antidepressants, or 4 cups of (pesticide) coffee to function. Meanwhile, over 70% of Americans are overweight and 60% have a chronic illness. Maybe it’s not us—it’s the domestication.
This is literally the healthiest thing you can do for your health:
We live in a world where people track their steps, heart rate, and cortisol on $500 wrist computers… but haven’t touched grass in 3 years. Health? Overcomplicated. Nature? Ignored. We popped pills for sleep and stare at screens for answers, when the truth’s been under our bare feet the whole time.
If God dropped you in the middle of the ocean without ever teaching you to swim—would that support you?
Of course not. So why are you throwing yourself into the deep end of goals you’re not equipped to handle yet?
Set audacious goals, yes. But then reverse engineer the path. Build the puzzle pieces to hold uncertainty with stability.
You wouldn’t send a level 1 into a boss fight at level 10. But if you’re a level 50 versus a 60? Now that’s a battle worth fighting.
Take the steps. Stack the wins. Then leap.
Here’s a day in my life for epic vitality & energy:
Comment SMELLY and I’ll send you the magnesium spray I use from a HIGH QUALITY, affordable, family-centric brand
Here’s the truth: most deodorants don’t solve the problem—they just mask it. They cover up the internal stink with synthetic fragrance and aluminum, blocking your lymph drainage instead of supporting it.
But body odor is a signal—your body telling you something’s off. 70%+ of people are magnesium deficient, and this mineral plays a huge role in detox, enzymatic function, and sweat composition. If you’re toxic, eating ultra-processed foods, on meds, or stressed 24/7… your sweat will smell.
The fix? Start with nutrition. Support the detox pathways. And hit the body with transdermal magnesium—right through the pits or even the feet. It absorbs faster, works better, and actually addresses the root cause.
I haven’t used “normal” deodorant in years. Now I’m on just this spray the past months. Clean. Simple. Effective. Comment ‘SMELLY’ to get your magnesium spray by the Ayurvedic family company @comealiveherbals