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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Dragging by 2PM even with “clean” habits?
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
If you suffer from FLS (Feel Like Shit) Syndrome every time you fly, here’s your upgraded, high-vibe airline protocol. These esoteric travel hacks help you stay energized, sovereign & sharp from gate to gate:
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
“It’s medical grade” “What?!” — mindless lemming TSA “It’s medical grade water” “Oh okay, we’ll test it then” * 3 min later * “Okay, here you go” The key is to stand your ground. Hold your sovereignty. And sip that clean TOXIN-FREE victory. Don’t let them win! image
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
If your woman is on the pill, do you actually care about her?
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Physicians are missing their most important tool… It’s time we rewild back to natural health and away from Big Harma.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
we’re not living for victory we’re living from victory
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
It’s never really the world around you—it’s how you see it. Your stress? A reflection of what’s unprocessed. Your fatigue? A sign your boundaries—or your breakfast—need work. Every reaction, craving, spiral… a breadcrumb back to your inner state. We live in an age where your internal reality is shaping your feed, your food, your finances. Fix the lens, and the world responds. Change your nutrition, shift your nervous system, speak truth online—and you don’t just heal yourself, you help others do the same.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
MrBeast built a hospital in Ghana for kids once enslaved. Good press, sure—but who’s really benefiting? His ties, funding, & rise feel way too clean. Charity or elite-backed PR play? What do you think?
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Find it troubling to clear your mind lately? Like the inner dialogue just won’t shut up—and sitting cross-legged in “zen” feels like punishment, not peace? Yeah, I’ve been there. That’s why I started practicing Qi Gong about 7 years ago. It’s ancient Traditional Chinese Medicine meets martial arts—designed to move energy, not just your muscles. You stand tall, rooted like a tree, and flow through slow, intentional movements synced with deep belly breaths. You pull energy from the earth, circulate it through your body, and feel the tension melt. Qi Gong calms the nervous system, boosts circulation, opens energetic meridians, and builds life force—without needing to “clear your mind” the way most meditations demand. The movement is the meditation. It was used by ancient warriors to generate inner power before battle. I use it before the battles of modern life—laptops, deadlines, stress, city chaos. Try it barefoot, in the sun, on grass. Let nature charge you. Let breath guide you. The mind will follow.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
MrBeast funded a surgical hospital in Ghana for kids who were actual slaves—sounds dope right? But it’s not all clean. Dude’s rise is suspicious. Financed by fintech elites like MoneyLion (look into their shady loans), backed by gov types, loved by the media. All those giveaways? PR write-offs feeding his empire. It ain’t just charity—it’s strategy. Feels more like elite-approved content laundering than pure good. Something off here.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Men are softer than ever. Women are harder than ever. Masculine + feminine roles flipped upside down—by design. The goal? You tell me.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Had the weirdest week of DMs—creators accusing me of stealing content… when I literally wrote from my own darn tootin’ experience. One dude got all fired up thinking I stole his “ice your nuts” idea. Bro. You don’t own cold balls. I learned it from a different mentor entirely, wrote about it in my own words, and apparently that’s theft now? Also—reposting memes with your handle still on them isn’t stealing. It’s resonance. The whole point is to share the truth, spread the message, and help people wake up. We’re not gatekeeping raw dairy or testosterone tips like they’re secret family recipes. If you’re really about health and sovereignty, why freak out when your message spreads? And let’s be real: you post it to the internet—it’s not yours anymore. It’s owned by the algorithm overlords and freely scrolled by everyone. I always credit where credit is due. But if someone reshared my stuff? I’d probably smile, not send an insecure DM. Stop flexing your ego. We’re on the same team. Chill.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Woke up heavy. Mind foggy. Body tired. Energy flat. Carried it all day—frustrated, moody, kinda depressed. Then I trained. Hard. Breathwork, heavy kettle bells, rotational mobility, deep sauna sweat. Moved the stagnant energy out of my body like Chinese medicine says. Felt like myself again. No pill could’ve done that. If your doctor isn’t prescribing movement and resistance training first, alongside vital nutrition, he’s not a doctor—he’s a glorified drug dealer. Train heavy. Breathe deep. That’s real healing. image
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Cloak thyself in the finest silver-threaded wizardry to stay protected 📡 🧙‍♂️ In a world pulsing with invisible forces—rays of chaos from towers of sorcery—one must protect his aura. These cellular spells aren’t “natural,” and your cells know it. Headaches. Fog. Tired eyes. Wobbly vibes. Especially whilst flying high through the skies. That’s why I don the enchanted garb—silver-lined armor, woven to block the dark arts. Not polyester peasant rags. Real cloaking magic. Protect thy kingdom. Defend thy lineage. Style thyself like a Vital Mage.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Feeling tired all the time isn’t normal—it’s just common. Most people are walking around depleted, not from “aging,” but from fried adrenals, trash food, hormone chaos, emotional dysregulation, and a full-blown mineral collapse.
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
My kinda salad? Wild, fresh herbs—daily. Dill, rosemary, basil. No spinach sludge or sad lettuce here. Just chlorophyll-rich greens that clean your cells, support detox, and fuel your photosynthetic nature. Chlorophyll’s molecular structure is nearly identical to hemoglobin (your blood). Add meat, and you’ve got a primal, flavor-packed, blood-building, liver-loving, digestion-boosting powerhouse on your plate. Eat herbs like medicine. Eat them daily. image
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CVCWELLNESS 10 months ago
Just scrolled through my new X followers… and couldn’t help but notice the “TRUMP IS OUR SAVIOR” / “TAKE DOWN THE LIBTARDS” energy. Look, I get it. I lean more conservative myself. And the world feels upside down. You want someone to believe in. But the moment we identify so deeply with a label—right or left—we lose the plot. Both sides are part of the same coin. Division is the game. And when we play it, we forget who we are. No external leader is going to hand you freedom on a plate. Not Trump. Not Elon. Not even RFK (despite me liking the guys mentality). That comes from within—through sovereignty, family, community, health, purpose, entrepreneurship, creativity, and alignment with nature. Politics have a place, sure. But obsessing over them isn’t the move. Reclaim your power. Focus on your life and God. That’s where the real revolution begins.