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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
Ain’t no sunshine when she… Hits a vape, Used AirPods, Drinks tap water, Loves sunscreen, Eats seed oil junk, Wears tight polyester, Says kids aren’t for her, Loves blue light at night, Skips the stroll for scroll, Drinks alcohol every weekend, Listens to mainstream brain rot.
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
They don’t need a “cool” parent. They need a regulated one. 🌞 I’m not a parent yet… but I’m doing the inner work now, not waiting for fatherhood to “wake me up.” This means eating REAL food, moving daily, training, grounding in nature, building something meaningful, and healing patterns so my future kids feel it in their bones. That’s epigenetics. That’s legacy. Vitality is generational. (and while I don’t condone plastic or tap water… this slip n’ slide moment was worth it)
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
“I’d die for my kids.” But would you… Go to bed earlier? Ditch the junk TV? Heal your gut? Move your body daily? Unlearn toxic thinking? Sacrificing your life is noble. But living fully—for longer—is sacred. Get healthy for them. They need you alive, vibrant and present.
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CVCWELLNESS 11 months ago
NASA = Not A Space Agency Most of it’s just shits and giggles at this point. We didn’t land on the moon. We didn’t shoot anything to Mars (sorry not sorry Elon). Those sexy nebula galaxy images? Not real photographs. And let’s not forget the 25,000+ pieces of “space junk” and 10,000+ “satellites” supposedly orbiting the Earth in the thermosphere… you know, that region with temperatures reaching over 2,000°C. Materials like aluminum, titanium, and gold are what they say these satellites are made of. But their melting points are far below 2,000°C. So, how exactly are they surviving up there? If satellites are floating above us 24/7, why do we lose signal in the middle of the woods? Why is it that when I go into the jungle or a canyon, I have zero reception? It’s because our signal isn’t coming from space. It’s coming from ground-level towers. You’re looking at line-of-sight tech being sold to you as Star Trek. The truth? Most of it is CGI. Another version of media Hollywood. I’m NOT saying we’re on a flat Earth. I’m not saying we’re spinning on a ball at 30,000 mph either. Because I don’t know, and neither do you. But I am saying this: the narratives we’ve swallowed since childhood were scripted. Rockefeller-funded education. NASA propaganda. SpaceX BS. Media hypnosis. If asking questions about that makes me “crazy,” then pass the tinfoil 😂😂 What do you think? Have I lost it… or are we finally waking up from the illusion?
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
In 1995, kids rode bikes with no helmet, drank from the hose, and got heaps of sun without a care. In 2025, they’re blue-lit, jabbed, and diagnosed autistic by age 6. What happened to life?
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
The world’s getting weirder by the day—disconnected, overstimulated, and numb (and not the “fun/cool” weird like you & me) There are agendas at play we’ll never fully see, systems designed to keep you distracted, divided, and dependent. You can’t control all of it. But you can control how you show up each day. You can reclaim your rhythm. You can reconnect to your body, your breath, your tribe, and the Earth itself. Start there. That’s the revolution.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
You’re trying to boost testosterone—but ignoring the REAL energy problem: you’re not detoxing estrogen.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
There was a time when a man could build a house with his hands, raise kids with values, and trust his food didn’t come from a lab. Now? He’s told to wear polyester, eat bugs, and “own nothing.” What the hell are we doing?
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
Stop fearing the sun. Stop fearing beef. Stop fearing carbs. Start fearing a life of sterile, flavorless safety that ends with regret.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
Life is great. (I’d add: “Bitcoin-maxxing”)
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
I’d confidently say 70–80% of people live most of their lives on extremes—it’s painfully obvious. Just look around. You’re either a conspiracy nut with a Faraday cage, de-Googled phone, and backup water supply… or a triple-boosted Whole Foods liberal still wearing a mask in the car alone. You either hustle 24/7 working nonstop, neglecting presence and orgasmic experiences… or you “protect your peace” by doing absolutely nothing and stay stuck in your $15/hour 9-5. Same story in health. You’re either red light therapy, cold plunge, 16-supplements-deep biohacker… or you’re numbing out with big pharma and big macs. Then comes nutrition: Carnivore cultist or raw vegan monk. Keto zealot or aspirin-popping, sugar-maxxing ray peater. All in. All out. It’s never balanced because it’s easier to follow someone else’s rulebook than tune into your body’s intelligence. The real hack? Eat with the seasons. Think for yourself. FEEL what works. You want a solution? Here’s what actually shifted everything for me: — Organic, BOTH biodynamic plants and animals (herbs, tubers, fruit, pasture raised meats) — Cutting what wrecks my gut and mood (no franken food sludge) — Minerals, real salt, hydration that actually absorbs (raw milk, fresh celery juice, OJ, electrolytes) — Ditching labels and listening to signals (while not being a neurotic retard and still enjoying occasional seed oil fries) — Making 97% of my food intake home-prepped (you don’t really know what you’re getting when you eat out. Do this as little as possible) — Having a silly goose time. Daily. No dogma. No guru diets. No more cults. Just truth, real food, and a sovereign nervous system. Stop outsourcing your health to phony trends. Start remembering what it means to THRIVE.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
Send this to someone who still litters. The Earth isn’t your trash can. Pick it up—even if it’s not yours. Be a good human. Connect. Breathe. Nature’s watching—and she never forgets.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
The best teachers are always learning. The moment you stop being a student, you stop being effective as a guide.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
What are some other RED FLAGS in the guys? 🚩 Drop them below chicas (maybe, just maybe, it will inspire some of these dudes to make some changes to live a more vital & viril life)
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
“It’s medical grade” “What?!” — mindless lemming TSA “It’s medical grade water” “Oh okay, we’ll test it then” * 3 min later * “Okay, here you go” The key is to stand your ground. Hold your sovereignty. And sip that clean TOXIN-FREE victory. Don’t let them win! image
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
It’s never really the world around you—it’s how you see it. Your stress? A reflection of what’s unprocessed. Your fatigue? A sign your boundaries—or your breakfast—need work. Every reaction, craving, spiral… a breadcrumb back to your inner state. We live in an age where your internal reality is shaping your feed, your food, your finances. Fix the lens, and the world responds. Change your nutrition, shift your nervous system, speak truth online—and you don’t just heal yourself, you help others do the same.
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CVCWELLNESS 1 year ago
MrBeast built a hospital in Ghana for kids once enslaved. Good press, sure—but who’s really benefiting? His ties, funding, & rise feel way too clean. Charity or elite-backed PR play? What do you think?