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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
The world’s full of ironies. We drink toxic tap water… while buying $80 skincare serums to fix the acne it caused. We smear aluminum under our arms to stop sweating… then wonder why our hormones are a wreck. We block the sun with SPF 100… then take vitamin D pills because we feel tired and depressed. We eat plastic-wrapped snacks with 49 ingredients… and question why our gut’s inflamed and our skin’s breaking out. We chase beauty by fighting nature… not realizing nature was the beauty all along.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
Better food = better mood. Better sleep = better energy. Better energy = better decisions. Health stacks fast when you stop ignoring what your body’s asking for.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
You’ve got veins in your abs but can’t get an erection. Hormones are tanked, cortisol’s high, dopamine’s low. But hey! You hit your macros! A note to “fitness” industry: Health isn’t just fat %, your deadlift weight or bicep circumference. It’s libido, energy, mood, skin, digestion & how well you feel in the body you built. Opt out of the sick-“fit” life.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
The same people scared of raw milk eat gas station sushi and nuke seed oils in plastic. They think an egg yolk clogs arteries but trust “heart healthy” cereal shaped like a cartoon. Modern nutrition advice is upside down. We’re not “anti-science.” We’re just not anti-reality.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
It’s not “biohacking.” It’s eating like your great-great-grandma and walking 3 miles a day. Naturally. The modern world calls that retarded. I call it intuitive wisdom.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
Another primal taco feast: Raw buffalo. Fermented pickles on the side. Fresh corn tortillas crisped in coconut oil. Raw butter dollops. Raw cheese stacked. Maple drizzle. Stellar Life Force.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
If your digestion’s wrecked, start here: • Walk after every meal • Stop eating distracted and stressed • Squatty Potty to poop, not sit like a lazy king • Eat like your ancestors: real, raw, unprocessed, seasonal • Breath into your belly before your next bite Gut health isn’t complex. It’s just inconvenient for modern life.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
This is all I do to stay lean and jacked with balanced hormones, mucho vasodilation and high-vitality energy (without burning out or biohacking myself into oblivion): — Rise and rest with the sun (circadian-maxxing for real: no blue light spasms after dark, solo red or candles under 100 LUX) — Train 2–3x/week with real intent (primal strength, not ego reps) — Eat mostly raw, life-force-rich foods with minerals intact — Build a business that aligns with my nervous system — Walk barefoot as much as possible (nature > notifications) — ALL organic cotton/linen/wool/hemp (no petrochemical clothing) — Prioritize minerals before motivation (salt, mag, potass, all of it) — Channel sexual energy instead of leaking it (retain + create) — Poop like a god daily (cleansing is king) — Play often (instruments, dancing, laughter = medicine) — Detox weekly with Earth rituals (sweat, breath, grounding) — Breathe through my nose unless I’m laughing or sprinting — Stop eating when I’m 80% full (and never while stressed) — Avoid seed oils, synthetic supplements (capsules and fillers), negative people — Sun my whole body (yes, even there) — Speak the truth in my relationships (no leaks = all truth = no fatigue) — Surround myself with high-frequency, real ones — Chew slowly, pray over my food, and taste life — Fast when I feel called, not out of fear Keep it simple.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
There are 6 types of “fit” girls on the internet right now: 1. Oatmeal-fueled Gymshark chick 2. Herbalist tradwife baking sourdough 3. Celestial fairy who raves about astrology 4. Protein bar influencer with a podcast 5. Trauma-dumping wellness coach monetizing her inner child 6. Feral tatted dreadlock wild woman
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
True calm is when the scripts play (sun causes cancer fear, EMF denial, jab agenda, raw food panic) and you don’t bite. You’ve left the debate. You stay grounded in nature.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
If churches taught inner divinity, they’d lose control. If gurus admitted doubt, they’d lose followers. If spirituality wasn’t profitable, nobody would sell it. God doesn’t need branding.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
If you want to feel better: Stop doomscrolling. Go outside. Buy bitcoin. Eat some raw steak. Call your grandma.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
There’s nothing more satisfying than closing a high-ticket sale in under 15 minutes… and getting your woman to climax in the same amount of time. Both require presence, confidence, and knowing how to listen. Master both and you win life.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
People trust shrink-wrapped, chemically-washed chicken nuggets but fear fresh raw salmon or grass-fed beef. Reality check: nature’s food is far cleaner than factory food. Parasites? Detox the terrain. We’ve shared a table with them for thousands of years.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
Men can deadlift 300 pounds but can’t hold eye contact with a woman for three seconds.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
Day in the life of a modern yogi: Plastic yoga mat. Polyester leggings. Vanilla protein shake in a BPA shaker. Indoor blue lights flickering. Soy candles, mainstream pop music playing, synthetic oils. Ah yes, “wellness.”
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
You adulted so hard you forgot how to play. Climb a tree. Chase your dog. Build a stick fort. Play-maxx and feel your mitochondria smile.
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CVCWELLNESS 4 months ago
You don’t need to eat only meat to be a man. You don’t need to be only raw vegan to ascend. You need to listen. To slow down. To stop using food as a personality. Let the ego rest from all these fixated labels. Let the body guide.
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CVCWELLNESS 5 months ago
You can be grounded in your truth and still flexible in your thinking. Polarity doesn’t mean rigidity. Confidence doesn’t mean dominance. The healthiest people I know have changed their minds 100 times because they listened more than they argued. Wisdom doesn’t scream.
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CVCWELLNESS 5 months ago
Dumbest inventions of all time: Treadmill Microwave Shoe insoles Vaccines Vapes Car air “fresheners” Bleached toilet paper “Smart” fridges Non-stick pans LED lights Seed oils “Daily” multivitamins AirPods Scented laundry detergent Synthetic mattresses Sunscreen Foam flip-flops/crocs What else did I miss?