The BEST Ways to Age Yourself into Oblivian Abuse alcohol like it’s hydration Coat your skin in synthetic sludge Hide from the sun, air, and real ground Live stressed, jealous, fearful, reactive Chug “pure” water from plastic bottles Ignore your body’s warning signals Sit, scroll, stagnate Avoid real human connection Eat factory food dressed as meals Watch fear-based news on repeat Shower in chemical soup Sleep like it doesn’t matter Nuke your microbiome with sanitizer Pop pills for every symptom Trust pharma without asking questions Surround yourself with anxious, angry people

I bet if you drank lime, raw honey and fresh ginger tea daily you’d never get sick this winter.w

At some point you realize consuming ideas will never replace living one. You can study “freedom” endlessly on Carnivore Aurelius accounts and still feel trapped. You can memorize stoicism and philosophy and still avoid your own voice. Creation asks more of you. It asks you to risk being misunderstood. To speak before you’re certain. To build something without permission from society. Most people never cross this line because it costs comfort. But once you do, something irreversible happens. You stop asking for validation. You start listening inward. You make more money. You get more ripped, tan and fit. And the world responds differently not because it changed, but because you did.

the moment you realize you don’t need more motivation, more information, or another “biohacked” version of yourself is quite unsettling because all you need subtraction. you need silence. you need to stop rehearsing who you think you should be. most people don’t burn out because “life is hard” blah blah blah. they burn out because they NEVER stop performing. they carry identities that no longer fit, habits that once protected them, beliefs borrowed from systems that were never designed for human nervous systems. letting go feels like death because in a way, it is. but underneath the collapse is relief. space. breath. the body remembers how to settle. clarity returns without effort and slowly, life stops feeling like something to survive. it becomes something you inhabit again.

Most people don’t lose their health dramatically. They trade it away. Late nights for productivity. Convenience and shit processed junk for nourishment. Stimulation for rest. Then, one random day the mirror feels unfamiliar and they search for biohacks, pills, shortcuts. Health got buried under habits that once helped you cope. Restoring vitality isn’t this sexy quick thing. It’s repetitive. Honest. And sometimes it can be “boring”. YET slowly, posture changes. Skin clears. Thoughts slow. You return to who you were before compensation.

You don’t just “date” a person. You quietly merge calendars, grocery carts, screen habits and stress responses. If they eat real meals, move their body, build something meaningful and can sit without a phone for five minutes, life feels lighter. If not, you’ll feel it… daily. Chemistry is fun but shared daily habits are what ACTUALLY last.

You can't run away from pain... so change your relationship to it.

Normalize saying NO without needing to over-explain yourself. If someone is offended by your boundaries, that's their problem. The best weight you'll ever lose is the weight of other people's opinion of you.

Christmas dinner is just a social experiment: how many inflammatory foods can one table hold before someone starts talking politics, vaccines, or why you “look healthier but weird.” Pass the gravy. And the deep breathing through it all.

All I want for Christmas is sunlight, no more chemtrails, good sleep, a calm nervous system, and the ability to eat a cookie without spiraling into a health identity crisis. Wish you a merry Christmas. Hydrate with minerals, be a silly goose, and touch grass tomorrow.

The holidays are wild. People will spend three months stressed, broke, under-slept, and overstimulated… just to give each other plastic objects that end up in a drawer by New Year’s. But yeah, I’m the crazy one.

Nothing like Christmas to remind you health is optional when surrounded by cookies, seed oils, and relatives asking why you don’t drink anymore. I’ll be in the corner chewing on raw cheese, explaining why God is everywhere, why tap water turns frogs gay, all while pretending this is “normal” behavior.

Not enough “biOhAcKeRs” & health influencers talk about “Boredom-Maxxing” and doing absolutely nothing. Sitting there. Standing there. Eyes closed. Eyes open. No doing. Just being. HUGE reset on motivation, energy levels, mood, contentment, and overall way of life. Do no thing

If you feel overstimulated and under-rested, it’s not “you.” It’s bright lights, cold air, deadlines, screens, travel, and relationship chaos. A simple routine fixes EVERYTHING: morning light, evening red light, warm meals, sauna, slow walks, 3 breaths before food, more yin time, and letting conversations stay fun instead of confrontational.

Lift weights. Learn to fight. Read books. Learn to write.

If you want to optimize, don’t do it for success. Do it for your nervous system. That’s the prerequisite. You can’t enjoy anything if you don’t have inner peace.

Protein bar (brick of raw aged gouda)

The masculine urge to build enough wealth so I can walk into every home I love and quietly remove EVERY LED blue-light bulb, replace them with warm incandescents, fix their sleep & lower their stress without explaining circadian biology and watch everyone feel 1000% better while thinking “huh, must be a coincidence”

Goodbyes after the retreat are always some of the most difficult moments Because being together in a like minded community is so rare these days You never know when those bonds and memories will be made again since we are all living our own lives and on our own path But as someone once said, don’t cry because its over, be happy that it happened.

Affirm with me now (out loud & proud, holding authority in your tonality for maxx-law-of-attraction alignment): WHY DO I HAVE RELENTLESS ENERGY? WHY DOES MONEY FLOW TO ME? WHY IS MY LIFE FILLED WITH LOVING ABUNDANCE? WHY DO I RECEIVE EXACTLY WHAT I NEED BY GOD & THE UNIVERSE?