Is Wallet of Satoshi down?
utxo the webmaster ๐งโ๐ป
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internet guy
has anyone made a quick tool to pull a profile metadata note from one relay and blast it to other relays?
i'm really too lazy to spend 30 minutes to build it myself

COO: Sir, our stock is down 80%, what should we do?
Saylor: say no more


A bitcoiners guide to bear markets in one picture:


Gm,
It's 5:30am
Early enough to know how much money I lost before everyone else


Why buy Bitcoin if you think it will keep going down?
Because I can't be certain, it could also just double over a few weeks (prob not tho)
I know I won't regret having more over the long run, even if my average price isn't perfect
Thank you for reading my cope diary
POV: you're being greedy while others are fearful


Human painted art gonna be more valuable the the age of ai slop
We stacking some pieces today


Chatgpt says art galleries are a good place to meet women
Me at the gallery:



If you guys get rich on this clawstr shitcoin pls give me some money
Brunch time ๐


My favorite cursor sequence
"Looks like I'm blocked from reading .env"
"I'll just output to terminal instead, cat .env"
Nice keys bro
A person who has enough is richer than a billionaire who needs more
If you search for "bought a house" on nostr you'll see many of us did this past year
It's very nice to see, houses are also freedom tech, it's a bit ancient, but it still checks out
I would still be renting someone's basement if bitcoin didn't save me
Gm,
Decided I don't like zaps or open source or builders
I prefer to hang out on a platform run by a pedo
Catch me on X y'all ๐