mempool behaved very strangely this cycle, not sure it sends any signal anymore other than very few people use the chain to make transactions
spikes in mempool fees used to coincide with euphoria, sort of did with ordinals i suppose?
utxo the webmaster ๐งโ๐ป
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code artisan
government workers worried they might have to work lmfao


when your average price is like $7k and people ask if you're ok at $90k


he tried to eat all the snow this morning but failed


good morning


if anyone out there is into blackjack, would love your feedback on something I've been cooking up:
useful feedback gets zapped โก
TrueCount: Free Card Counting Training Software
Advanced simulation, bankroll management, and training for blackjack professionals.
at this point i'd like to have software that does NOT have AI in it pls
just bought a $350 printer so i can print a shipping label to return a $19 item on Amazon
follow me for more financial strategies
coinbase supports over 100 shitcoin chains natively but had to outsource their lightning implementation
you might think this is because coinbase is retarded but actually it's because lightning is retarded
sadly this isn't twitter so I can't disable comments, my body is ready for your hate, let it flow through you directly to my chan_status_borked
Remember when Jon Snow thought he was a northerner until he went north of the wall and saw what real winter was like
that's how i feel moving a few hours north of Toronto
we may not have big guns but we make due ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ซ 

good morning


any graphics pros want to earn some sats today?
I have about 500 images that I need to background removed and made transparent, as well as cropped so they're all the identical size.
work needs to be close to perfect, happy to pay well for high quality work
people get so mad when they see hood rats looting stores for a few hundred dollars
but then celebrate when central bankers loot the entire planet for trillions
oh, Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserves, that's an interesting coincidence
gm
writing some artisan code by hand today for the nostalgia of early 2025
Proud to announce we have further diluted shareholders to establish a strategic USD reserve instead of buying the dip 

we will stack saylor's coins soon, my body is so fucking ready
sorry I haven't built much freedom tech this year
focused primarily on building my body, my mind, my home and my business. Got into really good shape for a dev nerd ๐ช
now that the bear market is coming back (hopefully) I'll get back to building, stay tuned <3
gm fellow brokies
how much ramen we eating today?