Anyone else notice that lightning has been much less reliable the past week, regardless of service/nodes
Like it's becoming harder to find routes?
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If I was an evil dev
I would put a "bug" in the software that lets me passively collect keys
Then I would wait for other hackers to discover it
Then I would steal some under the radar amount of coins, maybe 10-20, to blend in with the other hackers
Fixed it
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A lot of honest bitcoiners getting thrown under the bus for recommending coldcard, it ain't right, it ain't tight
Tbh I feel like it's more the devs (like me) who never verified anything that is more to blame than the podcasters
But of course the blame should sit squarely with coinkite and nvk. Mf just got fat on sales, never reinvested into security, never took reports seriously and handled this is the worst possible way
Then the rest of the blame goes to the technical community who had years to verify and attack but didn't
To me @Guy Swann @ODELL @BTC Sessions are honest true gems in the bitcoin community and shouldn't be blamed for this
Is there really a difference between ftx losing everyone's money because they're bad at trading
and coinkite losing everyone's money because they're bad at security?
Please assume some giant bug will be found in spark and you will lose everything in your wisp wallet
I'm dead ass bros pls keep tiny amounts in there
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If I go to jail for hate crimes, just know I love you all
(Except nvk, not you)