"If the value of fiat is going down relative to bitcoin, why would you want to pay with bitcoin" is the most RETARDED question you could ever ask. Just think about it: you're spending the same amount of money, but if you pay with bitcoin ideally you're already keeping more money in bitcoin. If you're paying in fiat, you're keeping that money in fiat until you spend it.

Eventually, we're going to release Numo on the Google Play store. If you'd like to help us, you can join the early access testing:

Numo closed testing group

npub1y69efz664d96krj5xrhync707ythdncc8hunkvs4n7t8pm25zj2snkwae6 What happened to your lightning checkout

GM. Automatically scan all of your PRs for vulnerabilities.

With Numo, you can automatically withdraw payments to a bringin LN address and convert your proceeds to euros immediately.

Numo is now BIP321 compliant. By default, it generates a unique URI that contains both a cashu request and a lightning invoice. Merchants no longer have to guess, or ask the customer what would they like to pay with. ("Pay with bitcoin?" should be enough).

Cashu eating the world

> be a low IQ retarded moonboy > learn about the spam problem > problem is unfixable without authority and centralization, but you don't fucking get that, even after they explain it to you a gazillion times > form a lynch mob, disrupt bitcoin development for 2 years > cause top notch devs to quit, call it a victory > "bitcoin is money" > never use bitcoin as money > proceed to get used as tool for mechanic and Luke to try get control of the protocol through a fork 👏fascinating

GM. I still love the internet.

NYM chat got a face-lift. Love it.

Anonymously Chat with Nymchat

Ephemeral anonymous chat messaging over Nostr. Bridged with Bitchat geohash channels.

I hate to be negative but literally every worst case scenario is playing out against peace and individual freedoms.

Numo supports lightning auto-withdrawals btw. Video by @erik

We need another Snowden level scandal soon but with AI agents. You guys know that data gets all piped straight to the glowies, right? It's making any kind of encryption irrelevant. Geniuses are stressing over PQC while the real threat is agents and it's already here. CKKS is a FHE scheme based on lattice problems, which are also hard to solve for quantum computers. So you get two birds with one stone: encrypt your model's weight, run them on datacenters and also have PQC along with it. I truly don't get why people aren't racing to do this stuff. I am too stupid to do anything about it, but there are people who could.

Btw, still 24 member states supporting.

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