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BaronBurdock
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The new Avatar movie will make billions in ticket sales, and yet, I will never meet anyone in real life that's seen it. Not one damn person. I don't know who is watching these films.
2025-12-08 16:33:39 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
It's kind of funny that everyone dragged the piss out of Chinese Democracy back in 2008, and yet GNR will spend the rest of their career retooling and finishing songs from that era and releasing them as singles. We'll be getting new Chinese Democracy tracks from here on out.
2025-12-08 12:06:41 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
The trope of the jocks beating up the nerds is such lazy writing, especially when your setting is a small town. In a small town, the jocks are also nerds, and are also probably metal heads or band geeks. There's not enough people for every stereotypical clique shown in movies.
2025-12-06 13:21:38 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
We're 6 months into the Switch 2 and I've yet to see any compelling reason to get one.
2025-12-04 18:22:46 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
It's been more than 6 years since MiSTer got SPC7110 support for Tengai Makyou Zero. Emulators have supported it for longer. FXPAK/SD2SNES still does not. Real hardware bros always at a severe disadvantage...
2025-12-03 11:06:37 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
He likes to watch X, she likes to watch Y, they compromise by watching slop.
2025-11-30 01:36:37 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
The "turkey is disgusting" crowd runs around saying you have to do so much with it to actually make it taste good - so they apparently eat plain chicken all year?
2025-11-28 16:40:13 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
You shouldn't be bringing up politics at Thanksgiving. It's poor form... ...but if you are, skip the foreplay and go straight to Israel. Everyone of all ages has thoughts there, and you can make it fun regardless of the political spectrum.
2025-11-27 13:07:22 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Thaw your turkey faster by burying it underground! It's climate friendly, and gives the bird a nice, earthy flavor that your friends and family won't be able to get enough of - thank me later for this pro tip!
2025-11-26 22:49:16 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
AI may be a massive bubble that's going to burst and ruin everything, but at least AI actually does something. I can at least say AI has helped me while the bubble was inflating.
2025-11-24 11:32:28 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Having seen the account location feature roll out on Twitter and all the fun that has a brought, I now believe being paid for social media posts is a massive blunder and incentivizes all kinds of shit.
2025-11-23 15:30:26 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I was telling my wife about how much I've been into Pornography lately. I tried to see how long I could carry out the conversation before she realized I was talking about The Cure album.
2025-11-21 17:39:10 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
There are people freaking out about Metroid Prime 4, and people dismissing those concerns. I'm somewhere in the middle, but think people have every reason to freak out. At this point, even the slightest whiff of slop should be met with extreme hostility, even if its a small part of the game.
2025-11-15 12:24:33 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
So if the new Halo: CE assault rifle only carries 32 rounds and not 60 (assuming they are unifying the weapon set on all 3 original games), does that mean we'll get to dual wield in Halo 1? Yeah its not authentic, but I'd like to see that since they are reimagining the campaign.
2025-11-01 23:02:51 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Great. Now I'm going to have the Eurythmics' Sexcrime 1984 stuck in my head all weekend.
2025-11-01 11:37:43 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Good evening. Snickers are an S tier candy. I'm tired of seeing delusional people denying this absolute truth.
2025-10-31 23:53:30 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
"Blockade" is such a funny word. ...so anyways, that Online Safety Act stuff is pretty wild.
2025-10-29 11:30:05 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Felt like firing up one of my favorite playstation titles tonight. image
2025-10-27 01:00:33 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Yeah, but what about the Halo: Campaign Evolved Anniversary Edition in 2036?
2025-10-25 16:01:53 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →