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BaronBurdock
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
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BaronBurdock 3 days ago
I'm going to laugh my ass off when AI makes Pivot Tables obsolete.
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BaronBurdock 3 days ago
Good, now they can do a Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 GOTY edition with a functional build on the disc. Fingers crossed.
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BaronBurdock 4 days ago
I really don't know anything about Piers Morgan, but he has started appearing in my feed. I know that he is British and he was on CNN at some point. Now, thanks to the internet, I've gathered that his wife fucks a lot of dudes but not him. Thanks internet!
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BaronBurdock 4 days ago
I have a conference call today, and still have the plague. Now I know how Joe Biden felt being hopped up on a billion meds so he could occasionally function. I just need some adrenochrome to pull this off.
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BaronBurdock 6 days ago
The wife says, "You need to take some time off, you never take time off" - so I do. Everyone then proceeds to get sick in my house... image
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BaronBurdock 1 week ago
The new Avatar movie will make billions in ticket sales, and yet, I will never meet anyone in real life that's seen it. Not one damn person. I don't know who is watching these films.
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BaronBurdock 1 week ago
It's kind of funny that everyone dragged the piss out of Chinese Democracy back in 2008, and yet GNR will spend the rest of their career retooling and finishing songs from that era and releasing them as singles. We'll be getting new Chinese Democracy tracks from here on out.
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BaronBurdock 1 week ago
The trope of the jocks beating up the nerds is such lazy writing, especially when your setting is a small town. In a small town, the jocks are also nerds, and are also probably metal heads or band geeks. There's not enough people for every stereotypical clique shown in movies.
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BaronBurdock 1 week ago
We're 6 months into the Switch 2 and I've yet to see any compelling reason to get one.
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BaronBurdock 1 week ago
It's been more than 6 years since MiSTer got SPC7110 support for Tengai Makyou Zero. Emulators have supported it for longer. FXPAK/SD2SNES still does not. Real hardware bros always at a severe disadvantage...
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BaronBurdock 2 weeks ago
He likes to watch X, she likes to watch Y, they compromise by watching slop.
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BaronBurdock 2 weeks ago
The "turkey is disgusting" crowd runs around saying you have to do so much with it to actually make it taste good - so they apparently eat plain chicken all year?
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BaronBurdock 2 weeks ago
You shouldn't be bringing up politics at Thanksgiving. It's poor form... ...but if you are, skip the foreplay and go straight to Israel. Everyone of all ages has thoughts there, and you can make it fun regardless of the political spectrum.
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BaronBurdock 2 weeks ago
Thaw your turkey faster by burying it underground! It's climate friendly, and gives the bird a nice, earthy flavor that your friends and family won't be able to get enough of - thank me later for this pro tip!
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BaronBurdock 3 weeks ago
AI may be a massive bubble that's going to burst and ruin everything, but at least AI actually does something. I can at least say AI has helped me while the bubble was inflating.
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BaronBurdock 3 weeks ago
Having seen the account location feature roll out on Twitter and all the fun that has a brought, I now believe being paid for social media posts is a massive blunder and incentivizes all kinds of shit.
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BaronBurdock 3 weeks ago
I was telling my wife about how much I've been into Pornography lately. I tried to see how long I could carry out the conversation before she realized I was talking about The Cure album.