Time to fire up Paprium. I didn't think I'd ever see the game...
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
With 40 on the horizon, setting myself up for another Couch-to-Katahdin is much worse than ever before. And like flossing the day before going to the dentist, I'm really attempting ignore reality.
The Chief People Officer blows the CEO (probably throws a bone to the CFO too). I don't know why we're all pretending that we didn't know this truth of the corporate world.
Every day that passes, your odds of being invited to someone's wedding to an AI increases.
Look, release the list or you're on it, it's that simple.
Did a partial recap of my spare Xbox today (it was partial because I'm lazy and only replaced the usual problem children). My clock cap looked perfectly fine on top, but was barfing death out the bottom (burnt fingers shown for good measure, because I'm an idiot).
It's OG Xbox maintenance day. Time to clean out a couple controllers and pop in some new sticks. Unfortunately, every stick replacement out there seems to have the nubs positioned the wrong way. Oh well, it is what it is. 
GTA6 should probably be delayed again, because people need hope. We need something to look forward to. Once GTA6 comes out, its all bloated, unfinished slop from here on out.
I'll be honest, I've never listened to any Black Sabbath album after Vol. 4. I didnt realize they made 4 more albums after that with Ozzy. Massive blindspot considering Blizzard of Ozz came out in 80/81.
Have the StopKillingGames folks considered just ending the state instead?
(I don't actually think this is a reasonable, achievable position...)
Inside every boomer Republican, there's a deeply ingrained memory of having to go off to work while their teenage sons were home playing video games, and even though their sons are out working now, that memory was so traumatic for the boomer that it haunts them to this day.
I build a time machine and go back to 1993. I tell a younger version of myself, still frothing at the mouth about Nintendo vs. Sega and blast processing, that the console wars are over, and a company named Steam is the winner.
Imagine surviving (and thriving) after the red ring of death during the 360 era in order to fall apart like this. Jesus, Xbox...
My daughter wanted her room painted. I told her that there are a ton of projects that need to be done around the house this summer and we will have to see. I think she understood there are priorities.
So anyways, I'm painting my daughters room tonight...
I've seen this tweet multiple times in my feed, and every time I see it, I stop to reflect on all the ways it pisses me off.
Finally got my hands on an Xbox Duke controller (no thanks to the post office). It is as beastly as I remember.
Elon is now going to learn the futility of starting a new political party in the US. It's probably going to be a funny endeavor, sad, but funny.
So OpenXenium modchips go for like $50 now? What? Lol.
Gonna try out the new ModXo setup on this Xbox. I like that it's Raspberry Pi-based.
I was thinking about getting on here and doing some blackpilling. I was real tempted. Then I saw the video of the General Lee jumping over a fountain in Kentucky.
Not today, its not right.