There has to be a hierarchy of least to most effeminate sandwiches to throw at a cop. Subway can't be the most effeminate, can it?
BaronBurdock
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
I remember my friend's dad turning his computer monitor on its side to "rotate" pictures when computers first came out.
Today, rather than juggle multiple desktops in the OS, I'd rather just buy another monitor. It's too much work.
Boomerism is a mindset that comes for all.
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become an agoraphobic shitlib cat lady"
I've read Dan Carlin's latest foray into the world of hysterics.
Look, we all went through covid. Short of Trump bulldozing DC, there's probably not much that would move the needle for me.
People complained endlessly about the second Jurassic Park movie when it was released (and still do because T-Rexes in cities, blasphemy!).
Well, now that we're getting Jurassic Slop every couple of years maybe people will start being more charitable.
Hear me out: a secure messaging application that's able to be reskinned to look and sound like AOL Instant Messenger (or MSN Messenger, I'm not picky)
Superman is a tragedy of sorts. A god comes to earth and and wants to live as a human. In a very human way, he falls in love with a woman believing she is a human, but actually she's a journalist.
Michael Pachter thinks GTA6 will drop with a $100 price tag (which probably means it will drop at $80), but either way, I figured it would be $100 as well. People are bent out of shape about this, but I dunno, just work on your backlog until the price drops.
I can't believe I ever thought Alex Berenson was a serious person. Holy shit.
In an online debate, the person with the shittier audio quality instantly loses. No one will take your arguments seriously if you prove, right off the bat, that you don't understand how to use a fucking mic.
Got up at 2am yesterday to do a sunrise hike up Katahdin. Put in close to 10 miles on about 3 hours of sleep. Dragging ass today, but it was worth it. #outdoorstr 
I had a dream that I accidentally swallowed my own eyeball. I don't really know what to make of it.
If liking a hot girl in jeans is fascist, then I'm famous German painter.
One business lesson that I have failed to learn (like an idiot), is to always have a good excuse to duck out something you don't really want to do.
Every time I'm asked to speak at a conference or something, I always regret not having an easy out.
So I watched Happy Gilmore 2...
Accept that this is what we are getting for comedy from here on out. Comedy films don't perform well overseas, no one makes mid-budget films anymore, and our society is filled with oversensitive pussies. It's a tough business.
My Twitter feed today...
"Share a crime that you committed and got away with"
If I had a time machine, my first order of business would be to go back and make myself stupid rich.
My second order of business would be to fuck with people. Once money was not a concern, I would devote my life to mischief.
He was one of the greats.
"We cancel every late night show. Just, poof, all of them gone at once."
Time to fire up Paprium. I didn't think I'd ever see the game...