Thaw your turkey faster by burying it underground! It's climate friendly, and gives the bird a nice, earthy flavor that your friends and family won't be able to get enough of - thank me later for this pro tip!
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
AI may be a massive bubble that's going to burst and ruin everything, but at least AI actually does something. I can at least say AI has helped me while the bubble was inflating.
Having seen the account location feature roll out on Twitter and all the fun that has a brought, I now believe being paid for social media posts is a massive blunder and incentivizes all kinds of shit.
I was telling my wife about how much I've been into Pornography lately. I tried to see how long I could carry out the conversation before she realized I was talking about The Cure album.
There are people freaking out about Metroid Prime 4, and people dismissing those concerns. I'm somewhere in the middle, but think people have every reason to freak out. At this point, even the slightest whiff of slop should be met with extreme hostility, even if its a small part of the game.
So if the new Halo: CE assault rifle only carries 32 rounds and not 60 (assuming they are unifying the weapon set on all 3 original games), does that mean we'll get to dual wield in Halo 1? Yeah its not authentic, but I'd like to see that since they are reimagining the campaign.
Great. Now I'm going to have the Eurythmics' Sexcrime 1984 stuck in my head all weekend.
Good evening. Snickers are an S tier candy. I'm tired of seeing delusional people denying this absolute truth.
"Blockade" is such a funny word.
...so anyways, that Online Safety Act stuff is pretty wild.
Felt like firing up one of my favorite playstation titles tonight.
Yeah, but what about the Halo: Campaign Evolved Anniversary Edition in 2036?
The only explanation I have for the Will Stancil phenomenon is that he secretly has a Sonichu medallion stashed away somewhere. That's the only way this whole timeline checks out.
I really wish Microsoft would sell off the Xbox brand. They won't, and the math doesn't math, but I still want it. I really loved the brand in the OG and 360 eras. Instead they are going to suck every piece of meat off the carcass before casting it aside.
Meme needed an update
Foldable phones are the 3D TVs of phone tech. I don't know anyone who actually wants one, but tech companies keep pushing them just the same.
What do you mean I can't call them "suicides"?! Shuttle runs? Lol, no, we'll call them Kurt Cobains then.
I call other countries shitholes all the time, and I'm okay when they call my country a shithole (even Europeans, maybe). Hell, we can shit on Massachusetts together. The thing is, I won't apologize for any of it, ever, because thats dumb.
I guess there goes my book deal...
I look forward to seeing Tilly Norwood in films. Tilly Norwood will not lecture me about gun control or climate change, and Tilly Norwood will displace some actress who will. Maybe her brother Billy Norwood can take some roles from Pedro Pascal.
Slop is preferable to screeching.
If I asked an AI to create me an "inoffensive right-winger for boomers" it would spit out that Brilyn kid. That dude is 100% created by an algorithm.
I've seen some posts complaining about the rebirth of hideous mom jeans from the late 80s/early 90s.
While massively unattractive, they are a sign of good things to come. I never was a jnco kid, but I did like carpenter pants. The era of comfortable baggy jeans is on the horizon.