Someone should have sat Elon down and gave him The Talk™, but just changed the details slightly. When they got to the part about doing the deed, just talk about being safe with who you turkey baste with.
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
For the cost of the War in Iraq, the US could have purchased 3.5 Greenlands. What a fucking waste.
The trick with any recipe containing garlic is to just add more garlic than what it calls for. Recipes have been deliberately diluted over the years.
Under-garlicking any meal is a vampire psyop.
Greenland cannot and should not be part of the US for one massive reason - their electrical plugs/outlets.
In the US we use type A/B plugs at 120 V, 60 Hz current. They use C/F plugs at 230 V, 50 Hz current.
Unless the plan is to militarily de-Europlug them, it's a no for me.
Taking the plunge with UGCs. Yeah they take up more space on the shelf, cost a bit, and aren't worth anything if I ever had to liquidate, but I'm a sucker for uniformity. 25 down, who knows how much left to go.
I dunno, the libertarian case for 30% interest doesn't do a whole lot for me.
It's kind of like the libertarian case for fentanyl dispensaries or recreational McNukes. Yeah it's intellectually consistent, but it makes you look like a raving lunatic in polite company.
I just realized Disney owns Touchstone Pictures...so why isn't Ernest P. Worrell in Kingdom Hearts?
Manifest Destiny 2: Electric Boogaloo
Dan Bongino is in his Keith Olbermann arc.
There are still heroes out there.
Time Extension
A Decompilation Project Is Currently In The Works For Jet Set Radio Future
Could a native PC port finally be on the cards?
All he had to do was leave Zack Morris alone around Christmas...
Convince everyone that cargo shorts/pants are for losers. Now increase phone sizes 300%.
Wife asks a question about something...
"Honey, I want to help you, but it's going to require me to summon an amount of autism you haven't fully experienced with me yet"
So I finished Stranger Things. I have a laundry list of gripes, but really there was nothing that triggered the 'tism like the Russians building a secret millitary base beneath a mall in Indiana like in Season 3. That still takes the cake for me.
Insurance is fundamentally based on examining risk. If there are dog breeds insurers won't allow at homes and doggie daycares, what does that say about the breed? Please, tell me how the insurers assessment of risk (and their claims data) is wrong and yours is right.
Last night I was unjustly subjected to Disney's Taylor Swift docuseries. Tonight, I return the favor with the holiday classic, Santa's Slay.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, but written with 2025's standards.
There's some truth to Sean Lennon's recent comments to CBS about people forgetting the Beatles. I remember when everyone would go on and on about how overrated the Beatles were, now everyone wants to talk about how much Nirvana always sucked. That's how the world works.
There is some middle ground between being an Old Stock American and being a fresh-off-the-boat "Creedal American" that makes sense when discussing American identity. I don't know what that is exactly, and I'm sure it varies by situation.
