Alliteration and aposiopesis are two language tools I like and use quite often. I wonder how a language profile of my notes would look and whether I frequently use other figures of speech I'm not aware of.

A guy walks into a barbershop and asks for a perfect beard trim. The barber says, "To get it just right, you need to put this plastic ball in your mouth." He keeps shaving away. As the barber rinses the clippers, the guy asks, "What if I accidentally swallow the ball?" The barber shrugs. "That’s fine. You’d just bring it back in a few days. You wouldn't be the first." #joke #jokestr

Get the peace of mind and sound sleep by self-hosting your bed's cloud solution... Tech insanity! BTW: do you think the bed collects data about your sexual life and selling it to interested third parties? View quoted note →

Not sure, how to live without my own approval... I'm afraid that would be a definition of insanity. "I'm @Aida and I don't approve this message!" View quoted note →

Jsem "balls deep" ve vzpomínkách Samira Hausera, který v knížce Vyvrhel popisuje devadesátky. Je mi trošku líto, že jsem v té době byl malý capart... Ale stejně jak se znám, tak bych je se svou povahou prožil spíš jako Čermák než jako Staněk a dekáda drog a orgií by se mi vyhla. No aspoň, že si o tom můžu číst. #intelektuál

The new #YakiHonne version is so much smoother and just works. I'm glad there is a client beside #Amethyst I'm compatible with and I can use.

That reminds me that I still have two or three brie-like cheeses pickled in the fridge... And they are ready! View quoted note →

Řekl bych, že to byl pokus o vraždu, ale asi platí: View quoted note →

Nejlepší podniky, kde?

Nejlepší gastropodniky Brna a jižní Moravy: Gourmet 2025 má své vítěze - Novinky

„Není to soutěž, je to žebříček těch nejlepších,“ zdůraznil moderátor při vyhlašování výsledků nového ročníku Gourmet Brno...

When I was putting the list of Eurocorners together last night, I was a bit wary because being on a list is usually a bad thing and doesn't end well... Then I realized that by using Nostr, you're already on a list and my #eurocorn list is just a subset of already encountered individuals, so it won't make things any worse. 🤞 Anyway, do you want to be on the list? Join Euro-Corn on the Sunday after next! View article →

The first hour of #eurocorn was, as usual, quiet, but it gave me a chance to put together a Follow List of my fellow Eurocorners: View quoted note →

Just 30 minutes to #eurocorn.

Three hours to #eurocorn.

Good trolling is good! I'm just not sure if these are the times I want to be living in. View quoted note →

#GM Frens, just a friendly reminder: in about 11 hours, #eurocorn will start.

Nemyslím si, že by se tou dohodou cítil příliš vázán i před jejím vypršením. View quoted note →

Thank you, internet. Bleeding from my eyes, ears, and a few other orifices was always my wish for this beautiful Saturday morning.

Why do we do that? View quoted note →

I'm out of yellow toner... Again! View quoted note →

*our entire View quoted note →