#GM Frens. At my usual coffee place where I go for my flat white, they had a can of white Monster sitting right next to the espresso machine. I joked with the barista, asking her if they were brewing coffee with Monster instead of water now. We had a good laugh about those days when you would really need it. Then I started thinking, what would you call a flat white made with Monster? "Flat-on-your-ass White" or "Flatline White"? Which one do you think works better? #coffestr #coffeechain #coffee

The world is out of WD-40. View quoted note →

Do you know what would a conservative supporter of traditional family values order in a Vietnamese bistro? . . . . . . . Homo Phở Bò #joke #jokestr

When do I sign up? #GM View quoted note →

We are experiencing Ram-flation now, when AI is sucking up all the memory. When that cools off, it will be followed by Goat-flation; burnt-out people from tech will start goat farms and search for their purpose.

This is odd @Czech News 🇨🇿📰 and @Fiat News 💵📰 are still boting... View quoted note →

Yesterday I talked to an American guy stationed at a NATO base in Germany. I asked him, "If Trump went after Greenland, would you be conquering it or defending it?" He wasn't amused... So I guess he will be taking turns.

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Hey @Czech News 🇨🇿📰 you shouldn't miss this banger of a story. #Czechstr

I'm oddly obsessive... I can't read the text of this image because it is bothering me so much. This is not how safety pins work. View quoted note →

Fiat is the European Ford. #reliability

Fuck that. You don't have to always be a winner. You are free to choose your battles. Remember to touch grass from time to time. View quoted note →

Last year, during the holidays, we were in Mallorca, and I spent so much time boat-watching that I was able to tell where each one was going... It was the big boats, and I always double-checked it with Marine Traffic. For example, this Excellence-class cruise ship was going to Valencia... or was it Malaga?

Last year, during the holidays, we were in Mallorca, and I spent so much time boat-watching that I was able to tell where each one was going... It was the big boats, and I always double-checked it with Marine Traffic. For example, this Excellence-class cruise ship was going to Valencia... or was it Malaga?