Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. View quoted note →

Carlson is an idiot... Sorry, he is a chickenshit! View quoted note →

Or wait a couple of days and do the same at $58,420.69 View quoted note →

"If only one life was preserved," "One death is too many," and "Think of the children" are the magical phrases that lead to the loss of freedom, total control, and tyranny... View quoted note →

Wow! View quoted note →

#meme #memestr #shitposting #shitpost

Team 58k View quoted note →

About two more months until the spargle, spargle spargle time... Can't wait! View quoted note →

#GM Frens. At my usual coffee place where I go for my flat white, they had a can of white Monster sitting right next to the espresso machine. I joked with the barista, asking her if they were brewing coffee with Monster instead of water now. We had a good laugh about those days when you would really need it. Then I started thinking, what would you call a flat white made with Monster? "Flat-on-your-ass White" or "Flatline White"? Which one do you think works better? #coffestr #coffeechain #coffee

The world is out of WD-40. View quoted note →

Do you know what would a conservative supporter of traditional family values order in a Vietnamese bistro? . . . . . . . Homo Phở Bò #joke #jokestr

When do I sign up? #GM View quoted note →

We are experiencing Ram-flation now, when AI is sucking up all the memory. When that cools off, it will be followed by Goat-flation; burnt-out people from tech will start goat farms and search for their purpose.

This is odd @Czech News 🇨🇿📰 and @Fiat News 💵📰 are still boting... View quoted note →

Yesterday I talked to an American guy stationed at a NATO base in Germany. I asked him, "If Trump went after Greenland, would you be conquering it or defending it?" He wasn't amused... So I guess he will be taking turns.