It is awesome that relays are stupid and valid notes exist independently of them. View quoted note →

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. View quoted note →

Carlson is an idiot... Sorry, he is a chickenshit! View quoted note →

Or wait a couple of days and do the same at $58,420.69 View quoted note →

"If only one life was preserved," "One death is too many," and "Think of the children" are the magical phrases that lead to the loss of freedom, total control, and tyranny... View quoted note →

Wow! View quoted note →

#meme #memestr #shitposting #shitpost

Team 58k View quoted note →

About two more months until the spargle, spargle spargle time... Can't wait! View quoted note →

#GM Frens. At my usual coffee place where I go for my flat white, they had a can of white Monster sitting right next to the espresso machine. I joked with the barista, asking her if they were brewing coffee with Monster instead of water now. We had a good laugh about those days when you would really need it. Then I started thinking, what would you call a flat white made with Monster? "Flat-on-your-ass White" or "Flatline White"? Which one do you think works better? #coffestr #coffeechain #coffee

The world is out of WD-40. View quoted note →