Hydrated and ready to commit tax fraud 💪🏻
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
When bitcoin hits $1M
You won’t know how much I have
But there will be signs 🤔
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
These people vote… 🤯
Cozy AF
You guys… it’s happening 🤗
🚨 Strategy has acquired 13,627 BTC for ~$1.25 billion at ~$91,519 per bitcoin. As of 1/11/2026, MSTR hodl 687,410 $BTC
There is no second best ✊🏿
Gettin chilly again… 💨
Time for #coffeechain
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
☝🏻
Free Jerome ✊🏿
🤔
😤
👀
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But first… #coffeechain
