Day 36 of 2026
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
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🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013
☠️ Survivor [687013]
🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
58k Gang… Assemble 🫡
Them : “Bro, shut your monitor and go outside, maybe try dating?”
Me :
RIP OG Arduino bitcoin ticker 🥺
Looks nice out 👀
Don’t have a job…🤔
Mood
Real.✔️
How the gas station cashier looks at me after I tell her the toilets clogged:
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
Them : “we need common sense gun laws”
Me:
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 U.S. Treasury says it cannot bail out Bitcoin
Don’t threaten me with a good time 🥳
"dump another birrion"
I value my morning coffee more than some people 🤔
“Stop crashing or be Jamaican”
Bitcoin:
Real.✔️
Me in 2011 instead of buying BTC
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
“Bitcoin is in good hands.
I’ve moved onto other things”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
When you hear about all the chaos in the cities but you live in a low-diversity area ✨