POV: You sold your bitcoin at $60,000 because Microstrategy was supposed to get liquidated
(fyi they bought 10,000 BTC this week)
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👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🧧 Chinamaxing Job-minimizer 🥡🥢
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🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
Business idea… Starting my own toll on the Hudson River.
Peter Schiff when he heard Iran would accept payments in Bitcoin and not tokenized gold
Whenever suggest getting a job…
"are you busy?"
Me: "no"
*incoming video call*
😂
When my wife “was tired” to F all week, and now she “doesn’t feel well”
This is how I sit her down to have a talk:
🚨 BREAKING: ANTHROPIC WEIGHS DESIGNING ITS OWN AI CHIPS: REUTERS
NVIDIA investors right now:
My mom: how is your bitcoin investment going? I heard Trump is pro crypto!
Me:
Me: “2026 will be my year!”
2026:
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
I am retarded 😖
But I am free ☝🏻
Life after realizing the S&P generally goes up even if bad things are happening 💨
🚨 JUST IN: Bitcoin reclaims $73,000
25% chance it hits $80,000 this month
Life imitates art ✨
When bitcoin becomes $250,000
You won’t know how much I have.
But there will be signs… 🤔
Day 30 with no marijuana. Feeling great!
Life, before AI 🥹
just be yourself
nobody likes you anyways