I read to my daughter bc ‘F em’
That’s why… 👌🏻
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“I’ve moved onto other things”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
Litterally me…
Bitcoin: Outperforming gold today
Peter Schiff:
🚨JUST IN: President Trump: “The economy has never been stronger.”
“If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
Real.✔️
🚨Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
Used to have an iPhone 12
Upgraded to a 16 last year
Serious people use USB-C cables 👌🏻
“I am not Dorian Nakamoto”
-Satoshi Nakamoto
Bigger… 🚀
🚨 JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran believes it is being misled by the US and is on the "verge of a new round of escalation," Al Jazeera reports.
“Bitcoin is in good hands. I’ve moved onto other things”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
Raise them right 👌🏻
Everyone feeling good after April 15?
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I genuinely dont remember half my life
🚨JUST IN: $760,000,000 worth of oil shorts were reportedly placed 20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open.
