Strategy has acquired 3,273 BTC for ~$255.0 million at ~$77,906 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.6% YTD 2026. As of 4/26/2026, we hodl 818,334 $BTC acquired for ~$61.81 billion at ~$75,537 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
So 7 years of bad luck ends today with Uranus leaving Taurus? 🤔
And I’m just supposed to go outside and act like I didn’t get hit by two trucks and have my heart broken? 😅