When you realize we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs, or a house 😩
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
⚡️
🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
When April is over but you're still a fool
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
My bank gave me 0.41% interest last year.
They even sent me an email about it…
Subject line: "Your money is working for you."
🤨
Gaining superpowers 💪🏻🚀✨
Me : “I don’t need a fancy foreign sports car, just gonna stay humble when I retire”
also Me :
I support this ☝🏻
Become ungovernable 💪🏻
Me and the bois, on our way to the $MSTR earnings call on May 5 😎
Oi! You got a loicense for that shitpost? 👀
The moment you realize what life looks like for people who don’t know anything about AI, politics, bitcoin, or the economy…
There will be signs…
“If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”
— Satoshi Nakamoto
Me and my frens trying to save that one dude who still thinks BTC will bottom at 30k soon 😑
RIP Spirit Airlines (1992-2026) 🫶🏻
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
How stop loss works:
“If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”
— Satoshi Nakamoto
Real.✔️
F them. LIe… 👌🏻
My wife: “What you thinking about for dinner?”
Me: