“Bitcoin is in good hands
I’ve moved on to other things”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
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👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
Me after a long day of reporting Cinco de Mayo parties to ICE…
When bro starts saying words like j*bs, int*rnships, linked*n…
When bitcoin reaches new all-time high 🚀
You won’t know how much I have…
But there will be signs 🤔
Fake jobs:
- Coinbase Software Engineer
- Coinbase Product Manager
- Coinbase Security Engineer
- Coinbase Marketing Manager
Real jobs:
- Crypto Influencer
- Memecoin Trader
- Prediction Market Analyst
- Solo Vibe Coder
"Non technical teams are now shipping production code"
- Brian Armstrong
this and a mysterious source of income…
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
Germany: “We just want a small army for self-defense purposes.”
The rest of Europe:
dudes meet their wife on tinder and get their job on linkedin and wonder why their life is slop 🤨
#wristr
Today is the 2026 MET gala.
I used to photograph it every year, and I’m skipping this year bc IDGAF anymore.
I’m a dad now, and I have to protect my good energy for my daughter, while my colleagues take a shitty day-rate or deep-throat ugly publicists for a spot to take the same photos as 300 other photographers.
Looking back, I don’t miss it.
The old me is gone… 💨
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
When that tax refund hits 👌🏻
It’s so over for wagegooners 😑
79k 🚀
Never forget what they took from you…
Why would anyone ever get a job when there are so many ways to gamble? 🤔
When you realize we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs, or a house 😩