to fall asleep
you must act like you're asleep
therefore
larping is the key to life…
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
Do Damus and Primal get updated? 🤔
When your wife is getting deported 🚀
I've been around unemployed people
I've been around the rich folks
I never became one
I became both ⚡️
If bitcoin falls to 40k
You won’t know how sad I am
But there will be signs
Boomers with $20M in a high yield account watching AI take your job
Told my wife I'd mow the lawn on Saturday morning and now it's Saturday morning
Woke up like this
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


🚨BREAKING: CBS News reports that the Trump administration is preparing for new strikes against Iran
The stock market if Trump bombs Iran again… 😅
We are so back 🥹
Me: *dies*
Family: "Heaven gained another angel today"
Me:


“Bitcoin is in good hands. I’ve moved on to other things”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


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Tonight is Stephen Colbert’s last show on C
Bottom.
🚨BREAKING: The final draft of the US-Iran agreement has been reached with the mediation of Pakistan, which is expected to be announced within the next few hours, per Iranian State media.


My single friends w/out kids when I tell them I’m about call it a night at 8:26pm 😴