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Jameson Lopp
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More like "Artificial Ignorance" amirite? image
2025-12-08 16:57:49 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
That thing where you're traveling and unfamiliar with the coffee machine and set it up a millimeter off and end up with coffee all over the counter because it's too early for this shit.
2025-12-08 11:43:56 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
A few months ago I rented a Ferrari on Turo but ended up getting a Corvette because the convertible top was broken by a previous renter. Today I rented a BMW i8 but ended up getting a Corvette because the previous renter smoked weed in the i8. I'm sensing a pattern. Also it's ridiculous that I couldn't simply accept the stinky i8. I told them I had already driven a Corvette and wanted something different 😑
2025-12-08 00:22:27 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I'm currently at a 50% failure rate renting on Turo due to previous renters trashing the car and the owner not being able to fix it in time for my pick-up. 😡
2025-12-07 19:33:23 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Pretty sure it's God's sense of humor that I only ever see Chik-fil-A and have a desire to eat it on Sundays.
2025-12-07 18:54:46 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Set up a new gaming PC with Windows 11. Fuck Microsoft for trying to force you to have an online account tied to your operating system. And fuck their insane captcha system that I wasted half an hour trying to appease. Eventually I got frustrated enough that I searched for the command line hack to disable the online registration requirement.
2025-12-06 19:44:32 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Cypherpunks write code. Cypherpunk Venture Capitalists give money to cypherpunks writing code. As such, I'm pleased to announce my latest investment in nostr:nprofile1qqsxkj3fh02r68gwa6knsn639ka4j88fgp7j0kay3t25kqxe6tsew2cpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvshsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjme07aksjz, because most commercial VPNs are far too sketchy for my taste and it's time to kick the competition up a notch!
2025-12-04 19:41:34 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
American Express called me today because they were concerned about a 5 figure payment I made to a law firm. They asked me if everything went well with the services provided by the merchant and I was like "no, these fuckers are robbing me legally!"
2025-12-03 16:52:38 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
This is why I'm skeptical of hardware signing devices with permanently installed batteries. Just pulled a Ledger Flex out of storage (in optimal cool & dry conditions) and the battery has swollen and burst out of the back panel. Device still works but only when plugged in. image image
2025-12-02 14:12:46 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
This has consumed the bulk of my time for the past year. It ain't flashy but it's honest work. nostr:nevent1qqsf3kvpp73aefgkjd8tcd8gmfynduzdlm47s0vlq4tuwgqxxeuh7cqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyrrkrhrkrklxp5v8n2v99wafdlhx8m4tp4eez8z4xew9aneqf9y6yqcyqqqqqqggsdj7s
2025-12-01 16:12:53 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
After traveling through multiple international airports Wednesday and today I'm quite underwhelmed by the "busiest air travel days of the year." I swear I've experienced far worse congestion around non holidays. Seems practically empty.
2025-11-30 15:48:00 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Doing the traditional Black Friday outlet shopping and it seems some stores aren't requiring employees to wear any sort of distinguishing clothing or accessories. As a customer you should not have to analyze the behavior of other people in a store to try to figure out if they work there...
2025-11-28 18:02:25 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
My latest Function Health lab results claim I've knocked another 5 years off my biological age and am now a decade "younger" than my chronological age. Sorry, haters, looks like you're not getting rid of me for a very long time!
2025-11-28 11:59:48 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →