Chat, is this performance art?
Jameson Lopp
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Insights on security, privacy, technology, & money · Casa Co-founder & Chief Security Officer · https://bitcoin.page
They shall henceforth be known as MSTRBATORS
Australia's attempt to reach outer space has failed.
I've seen too many stories like this that end tragically. It's why I don't recommend passphrases: they result in a brittle 2-of-2 key architecture.
People said the South Park "Woke is Dead" episode is hilarious but that's underselling it.
This is comedic genius.
Received a legal notice that I'm eligible to participate in a class action lawsuit against a company that sold its customers personal information in contradiction with their own terms of service.
But then I realized I didn't actually give them my PII and only signed up with a pseudonym and made up personal info. 🧠
If your car is younger than your bitcoin, your time preference is probably too high.
It's not too terrible for me because my financial advisor is Fidelity and they can't really complain that my entire 401K is in FBTC 😅
Chronicling the death of cash, episode 43:
Went to a bank branch today to make a cash withdrawal of $5,000. The bank only had $3,000 worth of $100 bills. Now I have a fat stack of twenties...
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Belgian barber lies about being a successful crypto trader to impress pretty woman. Woman invites barber to spend weekend at her luxury flat. He walks into a wrench attack trap. Attackers are upset to learn he only holds £6.71 worth of cryptocurrency.
Gang kidnapped barber they mistook for crypto billionaire
Quentin Cepeljac was fooled into travelling from Belgium to London, but was dumped at St Pancras station after thieves found he did not have £500,000
Getting really annoyed by folks who engage in deep Bitcoin protocol discussions where they are in over their head and rather than gracefully bowing out, they turn to LLMs in an attempt to punch above their weight.
Outnumbered 50:1 by /r/bitcoin subscribers.
Rise and shine!
Lifting time.
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Is it just me or does San Francisco have the worst weather of anywhere in California?
It's a weird bubble. It's currently warmer in Juneau Alaska and Portland Maine than it is in San Francisco!