unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

Can anyone tell me where I can find the world's smallest violin?

I've never had an Uber Black driver let loose a stream of curses before simply due to a traffic jam. Not have I ever sat nonchalantly in front of a police car for several minutes while it had full lights and sirens blaring. Hello again, NYC.

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"We suffer more often in imagination than in reality." - Seneca

The most effort I ever put into a Halloween costume was 15 years ago:

It's hard for many to comprehend spending time working when you aren't financially obligated to do so. I think one explanation is that some people are adrenaline junkies. The thrill of doing something hard, staring failure in the face, can be invigorating.

A Mexican goes to Spain, accosts the first Spaniard he sees, and lays into him: “I demand an apology, sir - your ancestors pillaged my country!” The Spaniard blinks. “I’m afraid you’re mistaken. Your ancestors did that. Mine stayed home.”

I'd like to propose a soft fork to activate a new opcode...

"Activate my fork or I'll call the cops on you!" Can't believe nobody has thought to try that one before, not even Craig Wright!

That was fast, LOL.

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Most trolls are pretty boring but I have to hand it to one recently who claimed I'm clearly vain because I'm dying white streaks into my beard. 😆 Folks, you can review the past decade of videos on my web site and watch how my beard has slowly added more white streaks. The effort required to pull that off would have been massive. 😬

Ossification be like

Those who mind don't matter. Those who matter don't mind.

Proof of Steak