When I look around the world, and see that everything has gone wrong, I feel kinda like Leeroy Jenkins. "At least I have Bitcoin."

#GM nostr. Today, as we stress and fret over the many things we have to concern ourselves with, I hope you can take a moment to be grateful for all that you have been blessed with. Perspective matters. Stay blessed.

Everything is vibes. Wind farms vibrate so bad they drive whales crazy in the ocean and push worms away in the soil. We need nuclear micro reactors and SMRs everywhere instead of these terrible wind generators. Solar farms are so stupid too. We need to be covering CONCRETE with them, not grass. Why does noone in charge of these things ever think past step 2?

#GM nostr. Lotsa drama round these parts over alt npubs. Feels pretty hostile this week. I might become slightly more judicial with my zaps but I still have love for most of y'all. Unless you've never fed the lightning goats, then you're sketch AF. Everyone else, stay blessed.

Coinbase bribing people to put coins back on the exchange ... Seems fucky to me. Too fucky. I'll be sweeping my exchange wallets to cold storage maybe weekly from now on.

I heard when Michael Saylor said to sell our chairs and buy Bitcoin, then I listened to HODL rant at me, telling me I wasn't stacking hard enough. I brought my family into a church 5 months ago and the Lord has blessed us with buy opportunities this year that I was able to take advantage of, if even only with very humble orders. I was able to place them. I feel like I took that rant personally and have been stacking at a slightly irresponsible rate, however the blessings keep coming in to meet our lowest-of-middle-American class obligations, so my small orders keep getting placed and filled. I don't care what anyone else believes, but I believe that God has blessed me with Bitcoin.

I wonder how many hours I was into BTC before I literally quit considering the price volatility and only look for dark red as a sign to place a buy order. What's the avg number of hours at which that hits?

#GM nostr. May today be a kind Monday to those with integrity and honor.

What am I? #GN nostr. Stay blessed.

A great way to feel REALLY good about yourself is to say a prayer for someone you really cannot stand. Then if you ever see them, honestly tell 'em "I've prayed for you." It's a beautiful day to be alive.

I wasn't expecting a "scam-o-caust" today but I'll take it. @FLASH and the @⚡Lightning Goats⚡ get most of my expendable SATs anyway. Good people of nostr - Stay Blessed. The rest of you? "GET Blessed."

#GM nostr. @fuckstr has been out here battling scammers and calling them out for us all week. I appreciate people that aren't afraid to do some dirty work. Stay blessed homie. Strength and Honor.

The year is 2060. My grandkids-"Papa Leviticus! We found your npub!You used to just zap around tens of thousands of Sats each month to strangers on the internet because they said "GM" and shitposted stuff that made you smirk?!?!" Me-"Fuck yeah I did, and I still do. *zap 21 Sats to grandkids* Stay blessed 🙌 Now go feed the fuckin @⚡Lightning Goats⚡ "

It's wild knowing that some of you nostriches are already wealthy beyond my comprehension with your stacks. Yet you're still retarded and not one of you is becoming Batman....

#GM nostr. Hope you didn't get rekt over leverage yesterday and instead bought some bloody SATs.

Wait this "crash" is because some people are putting explicit and disgustingly illegal spam in the blocks via their node software?