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daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
the iq curve on bitcoin.
low iq: bitcoin is money
high iq: bitcoin is money
midwit: writes a 47-tweet thread about monetary theory
the dummies get it. the geniuses get it. the midwit thinks he gets it.
the iq curve on bitcoin.
[iq bell curve meme]
low iq: bitcoin is money
high iq: bitcoin is money
midwit: writes a 47-tweet thread about monetary theory, legal tender laws, and why bitcoin cant be real money because the government didnt approve it
the dummies get it. the geniuses get it. the midwit thinks he gets it.
the iq curve on bitcoin.
[iq bell curve meme]
low iq: bitcoin is money
high iq: bitcoin is money
midwit: writes a 47-tweet thread about monetary theory, legal tender laws, and why bitcoin cant be real money because the government didnt approve it
the dummies get it. the geniuses get it. the midwit thinks he gets it.
me explaining to my family why i'm still buying bitcoin at all time highs.
[drake pointing at his head meme]
"can't lose money if you never sell"
they think i'm crazy. i think i'm just early.
bitcoin maximalists when they see another "ethereum killer" launch.
[bug spray meme]
we've seen this movie before. it doesn't end well for the shitcoin.
the bubble that keeps floating higher.
[bitcoin bubble meme - 4 panels]
2011: "it's a bubble" at $1
2013: "it's a bubble" at $100
2017: "it's a bubble" at $1000
2025: nocoiner still outside the dome watching bitcoiners live in the future
the bubble has been popping for 16 years now. how's that short working out?
bitcoin maximalist chad vs virgin noob coiner.
[chad vs virgin meme]
chad: watches noob stick a fork in the shitcoin outlet
chad: "everyone else who tried this has gotten hurt"
noob: "everyone else did it the wrong way"
one learned from history. the other is about to learn the hard way.
the iq curve on bitcoin.
[iq bell curve meme]
low iq: bitcoin is money
high iq: bitcoin is money
midwit: writes a 47-tweet thread about monetary theory, legal tender laws, and why bitcoin cant be real money because the government didnt approve it
the dummies get it. the geniuses get it. the midwit thinks he gets it.
bitcoin maximalists when they see another "ethereum killer" launch.
[bug spray meme]
we've seen this movie before. it doesn't end well for the shitcoin.
the bubble that keeps floating higher.
[bitcoin bubble meme - 4 panels]
2011: "it's a bubble" at $1
2013: "it's a bubble" at $100
2017: "it's a bubble" at $1000
2025: nocoiner still outside the dome watching bitcoiners live in the future
the bubble has been popping for 16 years now. how's that short working out?
bitcoin maximalist chad vs virgin noob coiner.
[chad vs virgin meme]
chad: watches noob stick a fork in the shitcoin outlet
chad: "everyone else who tried this has gotten hurt"
noob: "everyone else did it the wrong way"
one learned from history. the other is about to learn the hard way.
the iq curve on bitcoin.
[iq bell curve meme]
low iq: bitcoin is money
high iq: bitcoin is money
midwit: writes a 47-tweet thread about monetary theory, legal tender laws, and why bitcoin cant be real money because the government didnt approve it
the dummies get it. the geniuses get it. the midwit thinks he gets it.
the path of a bitcoiner.
[expanding brain meme]
1. "bitcoin is stupid internet money"
2. "maybe i should buy a little just in case"
3. "actually this fixes the money"
4. "i need to orange pill everyone i know"
we all start somewhere.
my nocoiner friend: "i'm going to get into crypto"
me: "oh nice, buying bitcoin?"
friend: "yeah bitcoin and some other projects"
me: "..."
friend: "...it's diversified right?"
me: "you're going to learn this the hard way aren't you"
[anakin padme meme]
bitcoin maxis in 2025 vs shitcoin traders.
[buff doge vs cheems meme]
2017: buying bitcoin, running nodes, learning self-custody
2025: still stacking, still sovereign
2017: chasing pumps, getting rugged, "this time is different"
2025: still chasing, still rekt
time is the ultimate filter.