2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
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psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
bear market survivors be like: ive seen 16k bitcoin and didnt sell. your fud doesnt work on me anymore.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
psa for newcoiners: you do not need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy 10 worth. buy 5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
if you're reading this on nostr, you're already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if you're here early: idbc@getalby.com
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.