bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
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just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you havent been paying attention.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
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2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.