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bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you havent been paying attention.
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my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.