bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
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just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
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bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.